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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.
I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.
If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.
He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.
It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.
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32 Caliber

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of 32 Caliber is here in full — 428 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.
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I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.
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If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.
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He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.
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It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

Learner Dictionary

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ass noun US /æs/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading “He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.”

beats noun US /biːts/

a United States youth subculture of the 1950s; rejected possessions or regular work or traditional dress; for communal living and psychedelic drugs and anarchism; favored modern forms of jazz (e.g., bebop)

From this reading “He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.”

conceited adjective US /kənˈsiːtəd/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading “He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.”

confounded adjective US /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading “It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.”

golf noun US /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading “I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.”

hardest adverb US /ˈhɑːrdəst/

superlative of “hard” — with effort or force or vigor

From this reading “I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.”

Paisley noun US /ˈpeɪzli/

a soft wool fabric with a colorful swirled pattern of curved shapes

From this reading “I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.”

sledding noun US /ˈsledɪŋ/

the sport of riding on a sled or sleigh

From this reading “I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

additionnounUS /əˈdɪʃən/

a component that is added to something to improve it

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

assnounUS /æs/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

badlyadverbUS /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

beatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

beatenadjectiveUS /ˈbiːtən/

formed or made thin by hammering

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

beatsnounUS /biːts/

a United States youth subculture of the 1950s; rejected possessions or regular work or traditional dress; for communal living and psychedelic drugs and anarchism; favored modern forms of jazz (e.g., bebop)

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

conceitedadjectiveUS /kənˈsiːtəd/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

confoundedadjectiveUS /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

country-club

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

dressedadjectiveUS /drest/

dressed or clothed especially in fine attire; often used in combination

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

driveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

eighteenadjectiveUS /eɪˈtiːn/

being one more than seventeen

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

gladadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

golfnounUS /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

hardestadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdəst/

superlative of “hard” — with effort or force or vigor

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

holesnounUS /hoʊlz/

plural of “hole” — an opening into or through something

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

insufferablyadverb

to an insufferable degree

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

locker-roomadjective

relating to or appropriate for a locker room

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

one-up

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

over-approach

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

PaisleynounUS /ˈpeɪzli/

a soft wool fabric with a colorful swirled pattern of curved shapes

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

playsnounUS /pleɪz/

plural of “play” — a dramatic work intended for performance by actors on a stage

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

pullverbUS /pʊl/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

sleddingnounUS /ˈsledɪŋ/

the sport of riding on a sled or sleigh

From this reading I had just beaten Paisley "one-up" in eighteen holes of the hardest kind of sledding.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was in the locker-room of the country-club, getting dressed after the best afternoon of golf I had ever had.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading It's not that Paisley plays a better game, but he has a way of making me pull my drive or over-approach just by his confounded manner of looking at me when I am getting ready to play.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading He is a most insufferably conceited ass about his golf, for a man who plays as badly as he does; in addition to which he usually beats me.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you knew Paisley you'd understand just why I was so glad to beat him.

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Locker-room
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Country-club
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Getting
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Dressed
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