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A Blundering Boy: A Humorous Story
A Blundering Boy: A Humorous Story

Chapter III

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Oh,” he groaned, why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?
I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.
Ass?--why, I’ve made an ass of myself!
Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”
Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.
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A Blundering Boy: A Humorous Story

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of A Blundering Boy: A Humorous Story is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?
/oʊ hiː ɡroʊnd waɪ dɪd aɪ mɪks ˌmaɪˈself wɪð sʌtʃ ə pæk ʌv ˈnæsti ˈlɪtəl ˈkaʊərdz/
Line 2
I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.
/aɪ nuː ɔːl ðə taɪm ðæt aɪ hæd noʊ ˈbɪznəs tuː ˈmedəl wɪð ðæt æs/
Line 3
Ass?--why, I’ve made an ass of myself!
Line 4
Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”
Line 5
Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.
/ˈstiːvənz ˈɡluːmi sərˈmaɪzɪz wɜːr kʌt ʃɔːrt baɪ ˈdʒæksən hɪmˈself/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ass noun US /æs/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading “I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.”

cowards noun US /ˈkaʊərdz/

plural of “coward” — a person who shows fear or timidity

From this reading ““Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?”

Jackson noun US /ˈdʒæksən/

English film actress who later became a member of British Parliament (born in 1936)

From this reading “Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!””

meddle verb US /ˈmedəl/

intrude in other people's affairs or business; interfere unwantedly

From this reading “I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.”

mix verb US /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading ““Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?”

nasty adjective US /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading ““Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?”

Stephen's noun US /ˈstiːvənz/

possessive form of “stephen” — English writer (1832-1904)

surmises noun US /sərˈmaɪzɪz/

plural of “surmise” — a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading “Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

cut short verb + adjective

interrupt before its natural or planned end

In this reading “Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.”

meddle with verb + particle

In this reading “I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.”

good thing adjective + noun

In this reading “Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!””

of relief preposition + noun

In this reading “Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!””

pack of verb + particle

In this reading ““Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?”

sigh of verb + particle

In this reading “Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!””

knew all verb + adjective counted as “know all”

In this reading “I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Ass?--why, I’ve made an ass of myself!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

assnounUS /æs/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

cowardsnounUS /ˈkaʊərdz/

plural of “coward” — a person who shows fear or timidity

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

gloomyadjectiveUS /ˈɡluːmi/

depressingly dark

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

groanedverbUS /ɡroʊnd/

past form of “groan” — indicate pain, discomfort, or displeasure

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ass?--why, I’ve made an ass of myself!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

JacksonnounUS /ˈdʒæksən/

English film actress who later became a member of British Parliament (born in 1936)

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

looseadjectiveUS /luːs/

not compact or dense in structure or arrangement

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Ass?--why, I’ve made an ass of myself!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

meddleverbUS /ˈmedəl/

intrude in other people's affairs or business; interfere unwantedly

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

mixverbUS /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

nastyadjectiveUS /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

packverbUS /pæk/

arrange in a container

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

reliefnounUS /rɪˈliːf/

the feeling that comes when something burdensome is removed or reduced

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

sighverbUS /saɪ/

heave or utter a sigh; breathe deeply and heavily

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

Stephen'snounUS /ˈstiːvənz/

possessive form of “stephen” — English writer (1832-1904)

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

surmisesnounUS /sərˈmaɪzɪz/

plural of “surmise” — a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I knew all the time that I had no business to meddle with that ass.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Stephen’s gloomy surmises were cut short by Jackson himself.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Where will it all end, and what will Mr. Jackson say to me or do with me?--Well,” with a sigh of relief, “there’s one good thing: the ass will be let loose again!”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Oh,” he groaned, “why did I mix myself with such a pack of nasty little cowards?

Chapter 3 of A Blundering Boy: A Humorous Story by Bruce Weston Munro holds 400 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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