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A Book of Burlesques

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.
It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.
I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.
No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!
Look at Babylon.
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A Book of Burlesques

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of A Book of Burlesques is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.
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It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.
/ɪt hæz kɑːst miː ə ˈprɪti ˈpeni bɪˈliːv miː/
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I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.
/aɪ meɪd ʌp maɪ maɪnd æt ðə stɑːrt ðæt ɪt wʊd biː bɪlt ʌv ˈɑːnəst stoʊn ɔːr nɑːt æt ɔːl/
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No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!
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Look at Babylon.
/lʊk æt ˈbæbəlɑːn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Babylon noun US /ˈbæbəlɑːn/

the chief city of ancient Mesopotamia and capital of the ancient kingdom of Babylonia

From this reading “Look at Babylon.”

cheap adjective US /tʃiːp/

relatively low in price or charging low prices

From this reading “No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!”

helping noun US /ˈhelpɪŋ/

an individual quantity of food or drink taken as part of a meal

From this reading “The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.”

penny noun US /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading “It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.”

pile noun US /paɪl/

a collection of objects laid on top of each other

From this reading “The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.”

shoddy adjective US /ˈʃɑːdi/

made of inferior workmanship and materials

From this reading “No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!”

ticklish adjective US /ˈtɪkəlɪʃ/

difficult to handle; requiring great tact

From this reading “The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.”

visionary noun US /ˈvɪʒəneri/

a person given to fanciful speculations and enthusiasms with little regard for what is actually possible

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

BabylonnounUS /ˈbæbəlɑːn/

the chief city of ancient Mesopotamia and capital of the ancient kingdom of Babylonia

From this reading Look at Babylon.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

begunverbUS /bɪˈɡʌn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.

brickworknoun

masonry done with bricks and mortar

From this reading No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

CeremonynounUS /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

cheapadjectiveUS /tʃiːp/

relatively low in price or charging low prices

From this reading No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!

Cheopsnoun

Egyptian Pharaoh of the 27th century BC who commissioned the Great Pyramid at Giza

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

costnounUS /kɑːst/

the total spent for goods or services including money and time and labor

From this reading It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.

daresay

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!

guestnounUS /ɡest/

a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

helpingnounUS /ˈhelpɪŋ/

an individual quantity of food or drink taken as part of a meal

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.

IVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

LookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Look at Babylon.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

MarriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.

pilenounUS /paɪl/

a collection of objects laid on top of each other

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading It has cost me a pretty penny, believe me.

rocksnounUS /rɑːks/

plural of “rock” — a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

shoddyadjectiveUS /ˈʃɑːdi/

made of inferior workmanship and materials

From this reading No cheap and shoddy brickwork for _me_!

startverbUS /stɑːrt/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

stonenounUS /stoʊn/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

ticklishadjectiveUS /ˈtɪkəlɪʃ/

difficult to handle; requiring great tact

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

VISIONARYnounUS /ˈvɪʒəneri/

a person given to fanciful speculations and enthusiasms with little regard for what is actually possible

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I made up my mind at the start that it would be built of honest stone, or not at all.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading The Ceremony of Marriage has begun._ _IV.--THE VISIONARY_ _IV.--The Visionary_ "Yes," said Cheops, helping his guest over a ticklish place, "I daresay this pile of rocks will last.

Chapter 2 of A Book of Burlesques by H. L. (Henry Louis) Mencken holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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