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A Book of Burlesques

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of A Book of Burlesques is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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It wasn't on the bill.
THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!
You might have ordered it anyhow.
Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.
These foreigners have to be bossed around.
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A Book of Burlesques

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of A Book of Burlesques is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
It wasn't on the bill.
Line 2
THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!
/ðə fɜːrst mæn oʊ bɪl biː dæmd/
Line 3
You might have ordered it anyhow.
/juː maɪt hæv ˈɔːrdərd ɪt ˈenihaʊ/
Line 4
Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.
Line 5
These foreigners have to be bossed around.
/ðiːz ˈfɔːrənərz hæv tuː biː bɑːst ərˈaʊnd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anyhow adverb US /ˈenihaʊ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading “You might have ordered it anyhow.”

around preposition US /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading “These foreigners have to be bossed around.”

bill noun US /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “It wasn't on the bill.”

bossed verb US /bɑːst/

past form of “boss” — raise in a relief

From this reading “These foreigners have to be bossed around.”

damned adjective US /dæmd/

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!”

foreigners noun US /ˈfɔːrənərz/

plural of “foreigner” — a person who comes from a foreign country; someone who does not owe allegiance to your country

From this reading “These foreigners have to be bossed around.”

fuss verb US /fʌs/

worry unnecessarily or excessively

From this reading “Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.”

ordered adjective US /ˈɔːrdərd/

having a systematic arrangement; especially having elements succeeding in order according to rule

From this reading “You might have ordered it anyhow.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

anyhowadverbUS /ˈenihaʊ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading You might have ordered it anyhow.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading These foreigners have to be bossed around.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!

billnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading It wasn't on the bill.

bossedverbUS /bɑːst/

past form of “boss” — raise in a relief

From this reading These foreigners have to be bossed around.

damnedadjectiveUS /dæmd/

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!

FIRSTadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!

foreignersnounUS /ˈfɔːrənərz/

plural of “foreigner” — a person who comes from a foreign country; someone who does not owe allegiance to your country

From this reading These foreigners have to be bossed around.

fussverbUS /fʌs/

worry unnecessarily or excessively

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You might have ordered it anyhow.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It wasn't on the bill.

MakeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

MANnounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading You might have ordered it anyhow.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading THE FIRST MAN Oh, bill be damned!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It wasn't on the bill.

orderedadjectiveUS /ˈɔːrdərd/

having a systematic arrangement; especially having elements succeeding in order according to rule

From this reading You might have ordered it anyhow.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It wasn't on the bill.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These foreigners have to be bossed around.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading These foreigners have to be bossed around.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It wasn't on the bill.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You might have ordered it anyhow.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Make a fuss and you'll get what you want.

Chapter 3 of A Book of Burlesques by H. L. (Henry Louis) Mencken holds 423 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of A Book of Burlesques contain?

Chapter 3 holds 423 sentences of A Book of Burlesques, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of A Book of Burlesques by H. L. (Henry Louis) Mencken exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 423 sentences, grouped into 85 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of A Book of Burlesques?

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