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A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume II

Chapter IX

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JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.
Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.
The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.
As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.
When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.
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A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume II

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume II is here in full — 373 sentences across 75 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.
/dʒeɪmz smɪθ wʌns mɔːr/
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Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.
/ˈmɪstər dʒeɪmz smɪθs prəˈsiːdʒərz ɑːr nɑːt ˈkerəkətʃər ʌv ˈriːzənɪŋ ðeɪ ɑːr ˈkerəkətʃər ʌv ˈblʌndərɪŋ/
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The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.
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As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.
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When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

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blundering verb US /ˈblʌndərɪŋ/

-ing form of “blunder” — commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading “Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.”

bullied verb US /ˈbʊlid/

inflected form of “bully” — be bossy towards

From this reading “When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.”

caricature verb US /ˈkerəkətʃər/

represent in or produce a caricature of

From this reading “Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.”

demonstrations noun US /ˌdemənˈstreɪʃənz/

plural of “demonstration” — a show or display; the act of presenting something to sight or view

From this reading “The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.”

procedures noun US /prəˈsiːdʒərz/

plural of “procedure” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading “Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.”

proving verb US /ˈpruːvɪŋ/

-ing form of “prove” — be shown or be found to be

From this reading “The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.”

Smith's noun US /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading “Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.”

snubbed verb US /snʌbd/

inflected form of “snub” — refuse to acknowledge

From this reading “When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.”

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ONCE MORE adverb + adjective

anew

In this reading “JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.”

compared with verb + particle counted as “compare with”

In this reading “The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.”

put down verb + adjective

cause to sit or seat or be in a settled position or place

In this reading “When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.”

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From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

2

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From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

388

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From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

bearverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

blownadjectiveUS /bloʊn/

being moved or acted upon by moving air or vapor

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

blunderernoun

someone who makes mistakes because of incompetence

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

blunderingverbUS /ˈblʌndərɪŋ/

-ing form of “blunder” — commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

bulliedverbUS /ˈbʊlid/

inflected form of “bully” — be bossy towards

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

cannot

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From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

caricatureverbUS /ˈkerəkətʃər/

represent in or produce a caricature of

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

comparedverbUS /kəmˈperd/

past form of “compare” — examine and note the similarities or differences of

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

demonstrationsnounUS /ˌdemənˈstreɪʃənz/

plural of “demonstration” — a show or display; the act of presenting something to sight or view

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

deostracism

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From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

DivideverbUS /dɪˈvaɪd/

separate into parts or portions

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

earnestadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrnɪst/

characterized by a firm and humorless belief in the validity of your opinions

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

favorverbUS /ˈfeɪvər/

promote over another

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

JAMESnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

MOREadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

ONCEadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.

proceduresnounUS /prəˈsiːdʒərz/

plural of “procedure” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

provingverbUS /ˈpruːvɪŋ/

-ing form of “prove” — be shown or be found to be

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

reactionnounUS /riˈækʃən/

(chemistry) a process in which one or more substances are changed into others

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

reasoningnounUS /ˈriːzənɪŋ/

thinking that is coherent and logical

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

regularlyadverbUS /ˈreɡjələrli/

in a regular manner

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

sidesnounUS /saɪdz/

plural of “side” — a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

SMITHnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE.

Smith'snounUS /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

snubbedverbUS /snʌbd/

inflected form of “snub” — refuse to acknowledge

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

solemnadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːləm/

dignified and somber in manner or character and committed to keeping promises

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Mr. James Smith's procedures are not caricature of reasoning; they are caricature of blundering.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

whenceadverbUS /wens/

an old word meaning “from where”

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading When a man is regularly snubbed, bullied, blown up, walked into, and put down, there is usually some reaction in his favor, a kind of deostracism, which cannot bear to hear him always called the blunderer.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The old way of proving that 2 = 1 is solemn earnest compared with his demonstrations.

xnounUS /eks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading As follows:[388] Let x = 1 Then x^2 = x And x^2 - 1 = x - 1 Divide both sides by x - 1; then x + 1 = 1; but x = 1, whence 2 = 1.

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