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A Christmas Garland

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of A Christmas Garland is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.
Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.
Think of it!
The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!
Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.
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A Christmas Garland

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of A Christmas Garland is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.
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Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.
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Think of it!
/θɪŋk ʌv ɪt/
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The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!
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Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

endlessly adverb US /ˈendləsli/

continuing forever without end

From this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

festivals noun US /ˈfestəvəlz/

plural of “festival” — a day or period of time set aside for feasting and celebration

From this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

fuming verb US /ˈfjuːmɪŋ/

-ing form of “fume” — be mad, angry, or furious

From this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

gentlest adjective US /ˈdʒentələst/

superlative of “gentle” — soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

prettiest adjective US /ˈprɪtiəst/

superlative of “pretty” — pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

realist noun US /ˈriːəlɪst/

a philosopher who believes that universals are real and exist independently of anyone thinking of them

From this reading “Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.”

Shakespeare's noun US /ˈʃeɪkspiːrz/

possessive form of “shakespeare” — English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading “Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.”

spleen noun US /spliːn/

a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body between the stomach and the diaphragm; produces cells involved in immune responses

From this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

Word partnerships in these lines

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shrink from verb + particle

avoid (one's assigned duties)

In this reading “Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.”

most hardened adverb + adjective

In this reading “Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.”

gentlest spirit adjective + noun counted as “gentle spirit”

In this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

ever breathed adverb + adjective

In this reading “The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!”

Think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “Think of it!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

bareadjectiveUS /ber/

completely unclothed

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

breathedadjectiveUS /briːðd/

uttered without voice

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

endlesslyadverbUS /ˈendləsli/

continuing forever without end

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

festivalsnounUS /ˈfestəvəlz/

plural of “festival” — a day or period of time set aside for feasting and celebration

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

fumingverbUS /ˈfjuːmɪŋ/

-ing form of “fume” — be mad, angry, or furious

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

gentlestadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentələst/

superlative of “gentle” — soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

hardenedadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrdənd/

used of persons; emotionally hardened

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

impotent-bitter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Think of it!

layingnounUS /ˈleɪɪŋ/

the production of eggs (especially in birds)

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

prettiestadjectiveUS /ˈprɪtiəst/

superlative of “pretty” — pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

ragingadjectiveUS /ˈreɪdʒɪŋ/

characterized by violent and forceful activity or movement; very intense

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

realistnounUS /ˈriːəlɪst/

a philosopher who believes that universals are real and exist independently of anyone thinking of them

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

Shakespeare'snounUS /ˈʃeɪkspiːrz/

possessive form of “shakespeare” — English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

shrinkverbUS /ʃrɪŋk/

wither, as with a loss of moisture

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

soul-secret

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.

soul-secrets

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

spectaclenounUS /ˈspektəkəl/

something or someone seen (especially a notable or unusual sight)

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

spiritnounUS /ˈspɪrət/

the vital principle or animating force within living things

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

spleennounUS /spliːn/

a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body between the stomach and the diaphragm; produces cells involved in immune responses

From this reading The gentlest spirit that ever breathed, raging and fuming endlessly in impotent-bitter spleen against the prettiest of festivals!

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

ThinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Think of it!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.

tragic-piteous

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Such a soul-secret was this of Shakespeare's.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Some soul-secrets are so terrible that the most hardened realist of us may well shrink from laying them bare.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Here is a spectacle so tragic-piteous that, try as we will, we shall not put it from us.

Chapter 4 of A Christmas Garland by Max, Sir Beerbohm holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 4 holds 417 sentences of A Christmas Garland, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

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