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A Christmas Hamper
A Christmas Hamper

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Christmas Hamper is here in full — 306 sentences across 62 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.
Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?
It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?
Why does my hair get tangled?
What makes me talk all day?
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A Christmas Hamper

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Christmas Hamper is here in full — 306 sentences across 62 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/61 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.
Line 2
Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?
Line 3
It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?
Line 4
Why does my hair get tangled?
/waɪ dʌz maɪ her ɡet ˈtæŋɡəld/
Line 5
What makes me talk all day?
/wʌt meɪks miː tɔːk ɔːl deɪ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blots noun US /blɑːts/

plural of “blot” — a blemish made by dirt

From this reading “Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?”

ink noun US /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading “It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?”

knots noun US /nɑːts/

plural of “knot” — a tight cluster of people or things

From this reading “Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?”

naughty adjective US /ˈnɔːti/

suggestive of sexual impropriety

From this reading “A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.”

pot noun US /pɑːt/

metal or earthenware cooking vessel that is usually round and deep; often has a handle and lid

From this reading “It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?”

shiny adjective US /ˈʃaɪni/

reflecting light

From this reading “It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?”

slam verb US /slæm/

close violently

From this reading “A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.”

tangled adjective US /ˈtæŋɡəld/

in a confused mass

From this reading “Why does my hair get tangled?”

Word partnerships in these lines

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shut the door verb + article + noun counted as “shut … door”

In this reading “A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.”

get tangled verb + adjective

In this reading “Why does my hair get tangled?”

too many adverb + adjective

In this reading “It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?”

Lived in verb + particle counted as “live in”

live in the house where one works

In this reading “It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?”

all day adjective + noun

In this reading “What makes me talk all day?”

All words in this reading · 72

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading What makes me talk all day?

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

Areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

blotsnounUS /blɑːts/

plural of “blot” — a blemish made by dirt

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

copy-books

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From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading What makes me talk all day?

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Why does my hair get tangled?

don't

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From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

FolksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Why does my hair get tangled?

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading Why does my hair get tangled?

how

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From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

I'M

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

inknounUS /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

knotsnounUS /nɑːts/

plural of “knot” — a tight cluster of people or things

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

LivedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading What makes me talk all day?

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading What makes me talk all day?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

naughtyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔːti/

suggestive of sexual impropriety

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

PicturesnounUS /ˈpɪktʃərz/

plural of “picture” — a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

potnounUS /pɑːt/

metal or earthenware cooking vessel that is usually round and deep; often has a handle and lid

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

shinyadjectiveUS /ˈʃaɪni/

reflecting light

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

shoe-strings

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

shutverbUS /ʃʌt/

move so that an opening or passage is obstructed; make shut

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

slamverbUS /slæm/

close violently

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

somehowadverbUS /ˈsʌmhaʊ/

in some unspecified way or manner; or by some unspecified means

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

spect

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

StoriesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading What makes me talk all day?

tangledadjectiveUS /ˈtæŋɡəld/

in a confused mass

From this reading Why does my hair get tangled?

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

tienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

VolumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

wetadjectiveUS /wet/

covered or soaked with a liquid such as water

From this reading It seems as if too many blots Lived in one pot of ink; But when they’re wet and shiny, They’re pretty, don’t you think?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What makes me talk all day?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A Volume of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks I’M told I’m very naughty— I almost ’spect I am; But, somehow, when I shut the door It’s nearly sure to slam.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Can you tell why my shoe-strings break And tie themselves in knots, And how it is my copy-books Are always full of blots?

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