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Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.
Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.
The moon was very full, you'll remember.
Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.
Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.
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A Fool and His Money

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of A Fool and His Money is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.
/aɪ rɪˈzɔːrt tuː dɪˈploʊməsi maɪ dɪr ˈkaʊntəs sed aɪ ðə nekst ˈmɔːrnɪŋ waɪl aɪ æm ˈwɪlɪŋ tuː ədˈmɪt ðæt ɔːl juː seɪ ɪz truː ðer stɪl rɪˈmeɪnz ðə ənˈhæpi fækt ðæt juː wɜːr ˈveri nɪr tuː əpˈsetɪŋ ˈevriθɪŋ læst naɪt/
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Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.
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The moon was very full, you'll remember.
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Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.
/ˈfɔːrtʃənətli hiː wɑːz tuː fɑːr əˈweɪ frʌm jɔːr ˈwɪndoʊ tuː ˈrekəɡnaɪz juː/
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Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

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bark noun US /bɑːrk/

tough protective covering of the woody stems and roots of trees and other woody plants

From this reading “Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.”

diplomacy noun US /dɪˈploʊməsi/

negotiation between nations

From this reading “I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.”

Fortunately adverb US /ˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by good fortune

From this reading “Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.”

recognise verb US /ˈrekəɡnaɪz/

show approval or appreciation of

From this reading “Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.”

remains noun US /rɪˈmeɪnz/

any object that is left unused or still extant

From this reading “I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.”

resort noun US /rɪˈzɔːrt/

a hotel located in a resort area

From this reading “I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.”

Smart adjective US /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading “Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.”

upsetting adjective US /əpˈsetɪŋ/

causing an emotional disturbance

From this reading “I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.”

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admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

barknounUS /bɑːrk/

tough protective covering of the woody stems and roots of trees and other woody plants

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

CountessnounUS /ˈkaʊntəs/

female equivalent of a count or earl

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

DIPLOMACYnounUS /dɪˈploʊməsi/

negotiation between nations

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

FortunatelyadverbUS /ˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by good fortune

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading The moon was very full, you'll remember.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

heldadjectiveUS /held/

occupied or in the control of; often used in combination

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

moonnounUS /muːn/

the natural satellite of the Earth

From this reading The moon was very full, you'll remember.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

Pinko's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

plainlyadverbUS /ˈpleɪnli/

unmistakably (“plain” is often used informally for “plainly”)

From this reading Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.

Pless

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.

recogniseverbUS /ˈrekəɡnaɪz/

show approval or appreciation of

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

remainsnounUS /rɪˈmeɪnz/

any object that is left unused or still extant

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading The moon was very full, you'll remember.

RESORTnounUS /rɪˈzɔːrt/

a hotel located in a resort area

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading Mr. Pless saw you quite plainly.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

SmartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

ThinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading Think how easy it might--" "But I've told you twice that I held my hand over Pinko's nose and he just couldn't bark, Mr. Smart.

unhappyadjectiveUS /ənˈhæpi/

experiencing or marked by or causing sadness or sorrow or discontent

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

upsettingadjectiveUS /əpˈsetɪŋ/

causing an emotional disturbance

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The moon was very full, you'll remember.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

willingadjectiveUS /ˈwɪlɪŋ/

disposed or inclined toward

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY "My dear Countess," said I, the next morning, "while I am willing to admit that all you say is true, there still remains the unhappy fact that you were very near to upsetting everything last night.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The moon was very full, you'll remember.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Fortunately he was too far away from your window to recognise you.

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