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A Gleeb for Earth

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Gleeb for Earth is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.
My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.
I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"
I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.
Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Gleeb for Earth

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Gleeb for Earth is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.
Line 2
My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.
Line 3
I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"
Line 4
I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.
/aɪ kʊd nɑːt ɡoʊ tuː ðə pəˈliːs bɪˈkɔːz ðeɪ ɑːr nɑːt tuː ˈfrendli tuː miː bɪˈkɔːz ʌv sʌm ʌv maɪ ɡests huː ˈfræŋkli ɑːr stuː bʌmz/
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Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.
/ˈɔːlsoʊ ðeɪ maɪt θɪŋk aɪ wɑːz ɑːn buːz tuː ɔːr ˈmeɪbi ðə hɑːps ənd ɡet maɪ ˈlaɪsəns rɪˈvoʊkt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

booze noun US /buːz/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading “Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.”

bums noun US /bʌmz/

plural of “bum” — a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading “I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.”

hops noun US /hɑːps/

twining perennials having cordate leaves and flowers arranged in conelike spikes; the dried flowers of this plant are used in brewing to add the characteristic bitter taste to beer

From this reading “Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.”

invader noun US /ˌɪnˈveɪdər/

someone who enters by force in order to conquer

From this reading “Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.”

neater adjective US /ˈniːtər/

comparative of “neat” — clean or organized

From this reading “My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.”

revoked verb US /rɪˈvoʊkt/

past form of “revoke” — fail to follow suit when able and required to do so

From this reading “Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.”

stew verb US /stuː/

be in a huff; be silent or sullen

From this reading “I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.”

typing noun US /ˈtaɪpɪŋ/

writing done with a typewriter

From this reading “My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

old boy adjective + noun

a familiar term of address for a man

In this reading “My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.”

touch with verb + particle

In this reading “I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"”

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14

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

AlsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

boozenounUS /buːz/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

bumsnounUS /bʌmz/

plural of “bum” — a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

fingerverbUS /ˈfɪŋɡər/

feel or handle with the fingers

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

franklyadverbUS /ˈfræŋkli/

(used as intensives reflecting the speaker's attitude) it is sincerely the case that

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

friendlyadjectiveUS /ˈfrendli/

characteristic of or befitting a friend

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

grammarnounUS /ˈɡræmər/

the branch of linguistics that deals with syntax and morphology (and sometimes also deals with semantics)

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

guestsnounUS /ɡests/

plural of “guest” — a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

hopsnounUS /hɑːps/

twining perennials having cordate leaves and flowers arranged in conelike spikes; the dried flowers of this plant are used in brewing to add the characteristic bitter taste to beer

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

invadernounUS /ˌɪnˈveɪdər/

someone who enters by force in order to conquer

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

Ivan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

licensenounUS /ˈlaɪsəns/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

neateradjectiveUS /ˈniːtər/

comparative of “neat” — clean or organized

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

not-question

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

not-world

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

revokedverbUS /rɪˈvoʊkt/

past form of “revoke” — fail to follow suit when able and required to do so

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

Ronnie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

Smernda

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

stewverbUS /stuː/

be in a huff; be silent or sullen

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Also they might think I was on booze, too, or maybe the hops, and get my license revoked.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

touchverbUS /tʌtʃ/

make physical contact with, come in contact with

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

typingnounUS /ˈtaɪpɪŋ/

writing done with a typewriter

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

warnverbUS /wɔːrn/

notify of danger, potential harm, or risk

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I could not go to the police because they are not too friendly to me because of some of my guests who frankly are stew bums.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading My 14 year old boy, Ronnie, is typing this letter for me because he can do it neater and use better grammar.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?"

Chapter 1 of A Gleeb for Earth by Charles Schafhauser holds 424 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of A Gleeb for Earth contain?

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Vocabulary met early in A Gleeb for Earth

Words and structures a reader meets early in A Gleeb for Earth, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Not-question
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Gleeb for Earth; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Invader
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Gleeb for Earth; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Not-world
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Gleeb for Earth; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Ronnie
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Gleeb for Earth; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.