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A Hoodoo Machine
A Hoodoo Machine

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Hoodoo Machine is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Sufferin whirligigs, Pard Matt!
Look at that bubble wagon!
Is it trying to turn a handspring, or skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?
I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.
Either that, or else he’s bug with a big B.’”
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Hoodoo Machine

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Hoodoo Machine is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Sufferinwhirligigs, Pard Matt!
Line 2
Look at that bubble wagon!
/lʊk æt ðæt ˈbʌbəl ˈwæɡən/
Line 3
Is it trying to turn a handspring, orskin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?
Line 4
I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.
Line 5
Either that, or else he’sbugwith a bigB.’”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bubble verb US /ˈbʌbəl/

form, produce, or emit bubbles

From this reading “Look at that bubble wagon!”

bug noun US /bʌɡ/

general term for any insect or similar creeping or crawling invertebrate

From this reading “Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’””

climb verb US /klaɪm/

go upward with gradual or continuous progress

From this reading “Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?”

longhorn noun US /ˈlɔːŋhɔːrn/

long-horned beef cattle formerly common in southwestern United States

From this reading “I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.”

Matt noun US /mæt/

the property of having little or no contrast; lacking highlights or gloss

From this reading ““Sufferin’ whirligigs, Pard Matt!”

pole noun US /poʊl/

a long (usually round) rod of wood or metal or plastic

From this reading “Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?”

telephone noun US /ˈteləfoʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading “Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?”

wagon noun US /ˈwæɡən/

any of various kinds of wheeled vehicles drawn by an animal or a tractor

From this reading “Look at that bubble wagon!”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Look at verb + particle

take into consideration for exemplifying purposes

In this reading “Look at that bubble wagon!”

All words in this reading · 40

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Look at that bubble wagon!

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

bubbleverbUS /ˈbʌbəl/

form, produce, or emit bubbles

From this reading Look at that bubble wagon!

bugnounUS /bʌɡ/

general term for any insect or similar creeping or crawling invertebrate

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

climbverbUS /klaɪm/

go upward with gradual or continuous progress

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

EitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

handspringnoun

an acrobatic feat in which a person goes from a standing position to a handstand and back again

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

longhornnounUS /ˈlɔːŋhɔːrn/

long-horned beef cattle formerly common in southwestern United States

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

LookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Look at that bubble wagon!

MattnounUS /mæt/

the property of having little or no contrast; lacking highlights or gloss

From this reading “Sufferin’ whirligigs, Pard Matt!

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

Pard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Sufferin’ whirligigs, Pard Matt!

polenounUS /poʊl/

a long (usually round) rod of wood or metal or plastic

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

reckonverbUS /ˈrekən/

expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

skinnounUS /skɪn/

a natural protective body covering and site of the sense of touch

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

Sufferin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Sufferin’ whirligigs, Pard Matt!

telephonenounUS /ˈteləfoʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Look at that bubble wagon!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading Is it trying to turn a handspring, or ‘skin the cat,’ or climb that telephone pole?

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I reckon the longhorn up front don’t know how to run the thing.

wagonnounUS /ˈwæɡən/

any of various kinds of wheeled vehicles drawn by an animal or a tractor

From this reading Look at that bubble wagon!

whirligigs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Sufferin’ whirligigs, Pard Matt!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Either that, or else he’s ‘bug’ with a big ‘B.’”

Chapter 1 of A Hoodoo Machine by Stanley R. [Adapter] Matthews holds 133 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of A Hoodoo Machine contain?

Chapter 1 holds 133 sentences of A Hoodoo Machine, unabridged, divided into 27 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of A Hoodoo Machine by Stanley R. [Adapter] Matthews exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 133 sentences, grouped into 27 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of A Hoodoo Machine?

Work through the 27 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 27 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading A Hoodoo Machine

Common questions about reading A Hoodoo Machine by Stanley R. [Adapter] Matthews on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of A Hoodoo Machine?

Yes. All 2579 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #53607 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of A Hoodoo Machine is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #53607, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does A Hoodoo Machine take to read?

About 214 minutes of reading across 516 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in A Hoodoo Machine

Words and structures a reader meets early in A Hoodoo Machine, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Sufferin
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Hoodoo Machine; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Whirligigs
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Hoodoo Machine; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bubble
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Hoodoo Machine; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Wagon
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Hoodoo Machine; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.