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A Hoodoo Machine

Chapter XIV · M’glory’s Lesson

Chapter XIV of A Hoodoo Machine, “M’glory’s Lesson,” is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”
“What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.
“The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.
Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?
No, I don’t reckon you ever did.
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A Hoodoo Machine

Chapter XIV · M’glory’s Lesson

Chapter XIV of A Hoodoo Machine, “M’glory’s Lesson,” is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”
Line 2
“What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.
Line 3
“The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.
/ðə kaɪnd ðæt hɪts juː plʌm bɪˈtwiːn ðə aɪz laɪk ə boʊlt ʌv ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/
Line 4
Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?
/dɪd juː ˈevər θɪŋk juː wɜːr smɑːrt ənd ðen weɪk ʌp ənd faɪnd jərˈself ðə ˈbɪɡəst fuːl ɪn ˈsevən steɪts/
Line 5
No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

biggest adjective US /ˈbɪɡəst/

superlative of “big” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading ““Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.””

bolt noun US /boʊlt/

a discharge of lightning accompanied by thunder

From this reading ““The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.”

hits noun US /hɪts/

plural of “hit” — (baseball) a successful stroke in an athletic contest (especially in baseball)

From this reading ““The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.”

lesson noun US /ˈlesən/

a unit of instruction

From this reading ““Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.””

lightning noun US /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading ““The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.”

Matt noun US /mæt/

the property of having little or no contrast; lacking highlights or gloss

From this reading ““What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.”

plumb verb US /plʌm/

measure the depth of something

From this reading ““The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.”

smart adjective US /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

wake up verb + adjective

cause to become awake or conscious

In this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

biggest fool adjective + noun counted as “big fool”

In this reading “Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

biggestadjectiveUS /ˈbɪɡəst/

superlative of “big” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

boltnounUS /boʊlt/

a discharge of lightning accompanied by thunder

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

connectedadjectiveUS /kəˈnektɪd/

being joined in close association

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

Didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

hitsnounUS /hɪts/

plural of “hit” — (baseball) a successful stroke in an athletic contest (especially in baseball)

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

impressionnounUS /ˌɪmˈpreʃən/

a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

Joe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

lessonnounUS /ˈlesən/

a unit of instruction

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

lightningnounUS /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

MattnounUS /mæt/

the property of having little or no contrast; lacking highlights or gloss

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

McGlory

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

Pard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

plumbverbUS /plʌm/

measure the depth of something

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

reckonverbUS /ˈrekən/

expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading No, I don’t reckon you ever did.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

sevennounUS /ˈsevən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

smartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

statesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

wakeverbUS /weɪk/

be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What sort of a lesson, Joe?” asked Matt.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Pard,” said McGlory finally, “I’ve connected with a lesson this afternoon that’s made the biggest kind of an impression on me.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “The kind that hits you plumb between the eyes like a bolt of lightning.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading Did you ever think you were smart, and then wake up and find yourself the biggest fool in seven states?

Chapter 14 of A Hoodoo Machine by Stanley R. [Adapter] Matthews holds 133 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 14 holds 133 sentences of A Hoodoo Machine, unabridged, divided into 27 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 14 of A Hoodoo Machine by Stanley R. [Adapter] Matthews exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 133 sentences, grouped into 27 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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