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A Hoosier holiday

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of A Hoosier holiday is here in full — 168 sentences across 34 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.
We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.
My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!
And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.
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A Hoosier holiday

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of A Hoosier holiday is here in full — 168 sentences across 34 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/33 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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MR.
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HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.
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We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.
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My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!
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And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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automobile noun US /ˈɔːtəmoʊbiːl/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

bananas noun US /bəˈnænəz/

plural of “banana” — any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits

From this reading “And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.”

decent adjective US /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading “My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!”

flirtation noun US /flərˈteɪʃən/

playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

From this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

ham noun US /hæm/

meat cut from the thigh of a hog (usually smoked)

From this reading “We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.”

hubbard noun US /ˈhʌbərd/

a United States writer of science fiction and founder of Scientology (1911-1986)

From this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

sandwiches noun US /ˈsændwɪtʃɪz/

plural of “sandwich” — two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

From this reading “We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.”

steeple noun US /ˈstiːpəl/

a tall tower that forms the superstructure of a building (usually a church or temple) and that tapers to a point at the top

From this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

ham sandwiches noun + noun counted as “ham sandwich”

a sandwich made with a filling of sliced ham

In this reading “We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.”

church steeple noun + noun

In this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

afternoon sun noun + noun

In this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

hungry enough adjective + noun

In this reading “My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!”

little town adjective + noun

In this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

in the afternoon preposition + article + noun counted as “in … afternoon”

In this reading “HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.”

get some verb + adjective

In this reading “And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

Arkport

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

atenounUS /eɪt/

goddess of criminal rashness and its punishment

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

AUTOMOBILEnounUS /ˈɔːtəmoʊbiːl/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

Avoca

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

bananasnounUS /bəˈnænəz/

plural of “banana” — any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

cursenounUS /kɜːrs/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

drowsingadjective

half asleep

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

eightadjectiveUS /eɪt/

being one more than seven

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

FLIRTATIONnounUS /flərˈteɪʃən/

playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

hamnounUS /hæm/

meat cut from the thigh of a hog (usually smoked)

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

HUBBARDnounUS /ˈhʌbərd/

a United States writer of science fiction and founder of Scientology (1911-1986)

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

hungryadjectiveUS /ˈhʌŋɡri/

feeling hunger; feeling a need or desire to eat food

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

mealnounUS /miːl/

the food served and eaten at one time

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading MR.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

obtainverbUS /əbˈteɪn/

come into possession of

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

sandwichesnounUS /ˈsændwɪtʃɪz/

plural of “sandwich” — two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

steeplenounUS /ˈstiːpəl/

a tall tower that forms the superstructure of a building (usually a church or temple) and that tapers to a point at the top

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading And a place called Arkport was not better, though we did get some bananas there—eight—and I believe I ate them all.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We tried to get something to eat and couldn’t—or rather could only obtain sandwiches, curse them!—and ham sandwiches at that.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading My God, how I do hate ham sandwiches when I am hungry enough to want a decent meal!

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading HUBBARD AND AN AUTOMOBILE FLIRTATION Avoca, just beyond here, was a pleasant little town, with a white church steeple drowsing in the afternoon sun.

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