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A House-Boat on the Styx
A House-Boat on the Styx

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of A House-Boat on the Styx is here in full — 122 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.
There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.
I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.
All I can do is write poetry.
Why discriminate against me?
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A House-Boat on the Styx

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of A House-Boat on the Styx is here in full — 122 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.
Line 2
There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.
Line 3
I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.
Line 4
All I can do is write poetry.
/ɔːl aɪ kæn duː ɪz raɪt ˈpoʊətri/
Line 5
Why discriminate against me?
/waɪ dɪˈskrɪməneɪt əˈɡenst miː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adorned adjective US /əˈdɔːrnd/

provided with something intended to increase its beauty or distinction

From this reading “"There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.”

billiard adjective US /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading “There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.”

billiards noun US /ˈbɪljərdz/

any of several games played on rectangular cloth-covered table (with cushioned edges) in which long tapering cue sticks are used to propel ivory (or composition) balls

From this reading “There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.”

complaint noun US /kəmˈpleɪnt/

an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “"There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.”

diamonds noun US /ˈdaɪməndz/

plural of “diamond” — a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading “I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.”

discriminate verb US /dɪˈskrɪməneɪt/

recognize or perceive the difference

From this reading “Why discriminate against me?”

Homer noun US /ˈhoʊmər/

a base hit on which the batter scores a run

From this reading “"There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.”

trey noun US /treɪ/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading “I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

adornedadjectiveUS /əˈdɔːrnd/

provided with something intended to increase its beauty or distinction

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading Why discriminate against me?

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All I can do is write poetry.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

billiardadjectiveUS /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

billiardsnounUS /ˈbɪljərdz/

any of several games played on rectangular cloth-covered table (with cushioned edges) in which long tapering cue sticks are used to propel ivory (or composition) balls

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading All I can do is write poetry.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

card-room

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

cardsnounUS /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

centre-table

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

complaintnounUS /kəmˈpleɪnt/

an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

CornernounUS /ˈkɔːrnər/

a place off to the side of an area

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

diamondsnounUS /ˈdaɪməndz/

plural of “diamond” — a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

discriminateverbUS /dɪˈskrɪməneɪt/

recognize or perceive the difference

From this reading Why discriminate against me?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

HomernounUS /ˈhoʊmər/

a base hit on which the batter scores a run

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

house-boat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Why discriminate against me?

needsadverbUS /niːdz/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

poetrynounUS /ˈpoʊətri/

literature in metrical form

From this reading All I can do is write poetry.

PoetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

reading-room

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

roomsnounUS /ruːmz/

apartment consisting of a series of connected rooms used as a living unit (as in a hotel)

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

salvernoun

a tray (or large plate) for serving food or drinks; usually made of silver

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

silvernounUS /ˈsɪlvər/

a soft white precious univalent metallic element having the highest electrical and thermal conductivity of any metal; occurs in argentite and in free form; used in coins and jewelry and tableware and photography

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

smokenounUS /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

smoking-rooms

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

treynounUS /treɪ/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading I do not smoke, I can't play billiards, and I do not know a trey of diamonds from a silver salver.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading There are smoking-rooms for those who smoke, billiard- rooms for those who play billiards, and a card-room for those who play cards.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why discriminate against me?

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading All I can do is write poetry.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading "There's one thing this house-boat needs," wrote Homer in the complaint- book that adorned the centre-table in the reading-room, "and that is a Poets' Corner.

Chapter 5 of A House-Boat on the Styx by John Kendrick Bangs holds 122 sentences, grouped into 25 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 122 sentences of A House-Boat on the Styx, unabridged, divided into 25 reading sections.

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Charon
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Ferryman
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Renown
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