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A House-Boat on the Styx

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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"It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.
Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"
"I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.
"I said something like it," observed Tennyson.
Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.
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A House-Boat on the Styx

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of A House-Boat on the Styx is here in full — 153 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.
Line 2
Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"
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"I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.
/aɪ ˈnevər hɜːrd ˈeni sʌtʃ rɪˈmɑːrk baɪ ˈeni ˌselfrɪˈspektɪŋ ˈpɜːrsən sed ˈdʒɑːnsən/
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"I said something like it," observed Tennyson.
/aɪ sed ˈsʌmθɪŋ laɪk ɪt əbˈzɜːrvd ˈtenɪsən/
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Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.
/ˈdɑːktər ˈdʒɑːnsən lʊkt ərˈaʊnd tuː siː huː ɪt wɑːz ðæt spoʊk/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bicycle noun US /ˈbaɪsɪkəl/

a wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot pedals

From this reading “Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"”

Cathay noun US /kæˈθeɪ/

a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world

From this reading “Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"”

immortal adj US /ɪˈmɔːr.t̬əl/

Living forever; never dying or decaying. (Bất tử, trường tồn vĩnh cửu.)

From this reading “"It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.”

self-respecting adjective US /ˌselfrɪˈspektɪŋ/

having or showing self-esteem

From this reading “"I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.”

Shakespeare noun US /ˈʃeɪkspiːr/

English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading “"It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.”

Tennyson noun US /ˈtenɪsən/

Englishman and Victorian poet (1809-1892)

From this reading “"I said something like it," observed Tennyson.”

trolley noun US /ˈtrɑːli/

a wheeled vehicle that runs on rails and is propelled by electricity

From this reading “Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"”

wearily adverb US /ˈwerəli/

in a weary manner

From this reading “"It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

bicyclenounUS /ˈbaɪsɪkəl/

a wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot pedals

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

CathaynounUS /kæˈθeɪ/

a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

clubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

Didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

EuropenounUS /ˈjʊrəp/

the 2nd smallest continent (actually a vast peninsula of Eurasia); the British use “Europe” to refer to all of the continent except the British Isles

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

fiftynounUS /ˈfɪfti/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and five

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

he'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

immortaladjUS /ɪˈmɔːr.t̬əl/

Living forever; never dying or decaying. (Bất tử, trường tồn vĩnh cửu.)

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

JohnsonnounUS /ˈdʒɑːnsən/

English writer and lexicographer (1709-1784)

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "I said something like it," observed Tennyson.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

observedadjectiveUS /əbˈzɜːrvd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading "I said something like it," observed Tennyson.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

remarknounUS /rɪˈmɑːrk/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

rideverbUS /raɪd/

sit and travel on the back of animal, usually while controlling its motions

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

self-respectingadjectiveUS /ˌselfrɪˈspektɪŋ/

having or showing self-esteem

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

ShakespearenounUS /ˈʃeɪkspiːr/

English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "I said something like it," observed Tennyson.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "I never heard any such remark by any self-respecting person," said Johnson.

TennysonnounUS /ˈtenɪsən/

Englishman and Victorian poet (1809-1892)

From this reading "I said something like it," observed Tennyson.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

trolleynounUS /ˈtrɑːli/

a wheeled vehicle that runs on rails and is propelled by electricity

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

wearilyadverbUS /ˈwerəli/

in a weary manner

From this reading "It seems to me," said Shakespeare, wearily, one afternoon at the club--"that this business of being immortal is pretty dull.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Doctor Johnson looked around to see who it was that spoke.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Didn't somebody once say he'd rather ride fifty years on a trolley in Europe than on a bicycle in Cathay?"

Chapter 8 of A House-Boat on the Styx by John Kendrick Bangs holds 153 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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