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A Journey of a Jayhawker

Chapter IV

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My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.
The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.
The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.
The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.
The American acts pleasant, but he is really mad.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Journey of a Jayhawker

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of A Journey of a Jayhawker is here in full — 439 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.
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The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.
/ðə ˈfrentʃmæn telz hɪz ˈstɔːri wɪð rəˈpɪdəti ˈɜːrnəstnəs ənd ˈdʒestʃərz/
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The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.
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The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.
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The American acts pleasant, but he is really mad.
/ðə əˈmerəkən ækts ˈplezənt bʌt hiː ɪz ˈrɪli mæd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acts noun US /ækts/

a New Testament book describing the development of the early church from Christ's Ascension to Paul's sojourn at Rome

From this reading “The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.”

earnestness noun US /ˈɜːrnəstnəs/

an earnest and sincere feeling

From this reading “The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.”

Frenchman noun US /ˈfrentʃmæn/

a person of French nationality

From this reading “The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.”

gestures noun US /ˈdʒestʃərz/

plural of “gesture” — motion of hands or body to emphasize or help to express a thought or feeling

From this reading “The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.”

impatience noun US /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəns/

a lack of patience; irritation with anything that causes delay

From this reading “The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.”

listens verb US /ˈlɪsənz/

third-person singular of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading “The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.”

rapidity noun US /rəˈpɪdəti/

a rate that is rapid

From this reading “The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.”

sentences noun US /ˈsentənsəz/

plural of “sentence” — a string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language

From this reading “The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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good joke adjective + noun

In this reading “My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.”

listens with verb + particle counted as “listen with”

In this reading “The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

actsnounUS /ækts/

a New Testament book describing the development of the early church from Christ's Ascension to Paul's sojourn at Rome

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

connectionnounUS /kəˈnekʃən/

a relation between things or events (as in the case of one causing the other or sharing features with it)

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

earnestnessnounUS /ˈɜːrnəstnəs/

an earnest and sincere feeling

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

ejaculations

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

frankadjectiveUS /fræŋk/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

FrenchnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

FrenchmannounUS /ˈfrentʃmæn/

a person of French nationality

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

gesturesnounUS /ˈdʒestʃərz/

plural of “gesture” — motion of hands or body to emphasize or help to express a thought or feeling

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

guidenounUS /ɡaɪd/

someone employed to conduct others

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

impatiencenounUS /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəns/

a lack of patience; irritation with anything that causes delay

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

importantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

listensverbUS /ˈlɪsənz/

third-person singular of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading The Frenchman acts mad, but he isn’t at all.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading The American acts pleasant, but he is really mad.

punctuates

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

rapiditynounUS /rəˈpɪdəti/

a rate that is rapid

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The American acts pleasant, but he is really mad.

sentencesnounUS /ˈsentənsəz/

plural of “sentence” — a string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

tellsnounUS /telz/

plural of “tell” — a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The American listens with frank impatience and punctuates the French sentences with American ejaculations which have no connection with the subject.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading My idea of a good joke is to have a guide who can only talk French tell an American who can’t understand French something very important or serious.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The Frenchman tells his story with rapidity, earnestness and gestures.

Chapter 4 of A Journey of a Jayhawker by W. Y. (William Yoast) Morgan holds 439 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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