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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter I

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BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.
_His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.
_A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:
The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.
Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 318 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/63 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.
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_His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.
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_A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:
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The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.
/ðə ˌænəkˈdoʊtəl fɔːrm ʌv ˈhjuːmər ɪz ˈlɑːrdʒli aɪ θɪŋk ə ˈneɪtɪv ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃən/
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Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.
/əˈmerəkənz dɪd nɑːt ˌɪnˈvent ɔːr dɪˈskʌvər ðə ʃɔːrt ˈhjuːmərəs ˈstɔːri ɪt ɪz truː/

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anecdotal adjective US /ˌænəkˈdoʊtəl/

having the character of an anecdote

From this reading “The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.”

inc noun US /ɪŋk/

a heterogeneous collection of groups united in their opposition to Saddam Hussein's government of Iraq; formed in 1992 it is comprised of Sunni and Shiite Arabs and Kurds who hope to build a new government

From this reading “_His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.”

institution noun US /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃən/

an organization founded and united for a specific purpose

From this reading “The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.”

invent verb US /ˌɪnˈvent/

come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.”

largely adverb US /ˈlɑːrdʒli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading “The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.”

operations noun US /ˌɑːpərˈeɪʃənz/

financial transactions at a brokerage; having to do with the execution of trades and keeping customer records

From this reading “BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.”

publishing noun US /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading “_His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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humorous story adjective + noun

In this reading “Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.”

BY THE AUTHOR preposition + article + noun counted as “by … author”

In this reading “BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.”

All words in this reading · 58

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

AmericansnounUS /əˈmerəkənz/

plural of “american” — a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

anecdotaladjectiveUS /ˌænəkˈdoʊtəl/

having the character of an anecdote

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

AwayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

BestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

CITYnounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

COnounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

Cobb

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From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

discoververbUS /dɪˈskʌvər/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

ETC

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From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

FavoritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

something regarded with special favor or liking

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

GARDENnounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

INCnounUS /ɪŋk/

a heterogeneous collection of groups united in their opposition to Saddam Hussein's government of Iraq; formed in 1992 it is comprised of Sunni and Shiite Arabs and Kurds who hope to build a new government

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

institutionnounUS /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃən/

an organization founded and united for a specific purpose

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

inventverbUS /ˌɪnˈvent/

come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

Irvin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

KeepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

KnowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

largelyadverbUS /ˈlɑːrdʒli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

LaughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

NEWadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

OPERATIONSnounUS /ˌɑːpərˈeɪʃənz/

financial transactions at a brokerage; having to do with the execution of trades and keeping customer records

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

PrintedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

PUBLISHINGnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

SPEAKINGnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

StoriesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

Story-Tellers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF “SPEAKING OF OPERATIONS,” ETC.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading The anecdotal form of humor is largely, I think, a native institution.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

ToldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading Americans did not invent or discover the short humorous story, it is true.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading _A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away._ _Printed in the United States of America_ _To_ _Three of the Best Story-Tellers I Know_:

YORKnounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading _His Favorite Stories as Told by_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ GARDEN CITY, NEW YORK GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING CO., INC.

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