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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter II

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§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:
“Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.
So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.
For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.
What do you think you’d like to have?”
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:
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“Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.
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So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.
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For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.
/fɔːr jɔːr læst ˈbrekfəst juː kæn hæv ˈeniθɪŋ tuː iːt ðæt juː wɑːnt ənd æz mʌtʃ ʌv ɪt æz juː wɑːnt/
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What do you think you’d like to have?”

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addressing verb US /əˈdresɪŋ/

-ing form of “address” — speak to

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

cell noun US /sel/

A small stone room in a prison where an inmate is locked behind iron bars.

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

chilly adjective US /ˈtʃɪli/

not characterized by emotion

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

colored adjective US /ˈkʌlərd/

having color or a certain color; sometimes used in combination

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

jail noun US /dʒeɪl/

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

requires verb US /riˈkwaɪərz/

third-person singular of “require” — require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading ““Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.”

sheriff noun US /ˈʃerəf/

the principal law-enforcement officer in a county

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

strongest adjective US /ˈstrɔːŋɡəst/

superlative of “strong” — having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

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county jail noun + noun

In this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

on earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.”

early part adjective + noun

In this reading “§ 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:”

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17

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From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

AbsolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

addressingverbUS /əˈdresɪŋ/

-ing form of “address” — speak to

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

cellnounUS /sel/

A small stone room in a prison where an inmate is locked behind iron bars.

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

chillyadjectiveUS /ˈtʃɪli/

not characterized by emotion

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

coloredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌlərd/

having color or a certain color; sometimes used in combination

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading What do you think you’d like to have?”

dutynounUS /ˈduːti/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

enteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

finaladjectiveUS /ˈfaɪnəl/

occurring at or forming an end or termination

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

Gabe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

hangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

HurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

I've

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From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

jailnounUS /dʒeɪl/

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading What do you think you’d like to have?”

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

MarchverbUS /mɑːrtʃ/

march in a procession

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading For your last breakfast you can have anything to eat that you want and as much of it as you want.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

occupiedadjectiveUS /ˈɑːkjəpaɪd/

held or filled or in use

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

requiresverbUS /riˈkwaɪərz/

third-person singular of “require” — require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

sheriffnounUS /ˈʃerəf/

the principal law-enforcement officer in a county

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

strongestadjectiveUS /ˈstrɔːŋɡəst/

superlative of “strong” — having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading What do you think you’d like to have?”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

to-morrow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What do you think you’d like to have?”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading § 17 Absolutely no Hurry about It One chilly evening in the early part of March the sheriff entered the county jail and addressing the colored person who occupied the strongest cell, said:

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Gabe, you know that under the law my duty requires me to take you out of here to-morrow and hang you.

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What do you think you’d like to have?”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading So I’ve come to tell you that I want to make your final hours on earth as easy as possible.

Chapter 2 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb holds 410 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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