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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”
§ 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.
The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.
Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.
It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”
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§ 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.
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The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.
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Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.
/θruː ðə fiːldz bɪˈtwiːn tuː ˈvɪlədʒəz ɪn ˈsʌsɪks ræn ə ˈfʊtpæθ/
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It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.
/ɪt wɑːz nɑːt ðə ˈkwɪkɪst ruːt fɔːr wʌn ˈɡoʊɪŋ frʌm wʌn ʌv ðə ˈhæmləts tuː ðə ˈʌðər fɔːr ɪt ˈwɑːndərd əˈbaʊt bʌt ɪt hæd bɪn treɪst ərˈɪdʒənəli baɪ ðə ˈhɔːrni ˈneɪkəd fiːt ʌv ˈsæksən sɜːrfs ənd naʊ wɑːz wɔːrn diːp ˈɪntuː ðə tɜːrf baɪ ðə hiːlz ʌv ˈkaʊntləs ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃənz ənd ˈevribɑːdi ɪn ðə ˈneɪbərhʊd juːzd ɪt bɪˈkɔːz ˈevribɑːdi ˈɔːlweɪz hæd/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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footpath noun US /ˈfʊtpæθ/

a trodden path

From this reading “Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.”

hamlets noun US /ˈhæmləts/

plural of “hamlet” — a community of people smaller than a village

From this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

horny adjective US /ˈhɔːrni/

feeling great sexual desire

From this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

quickest adverb US /ˈkwɪkɪst/

most quickly

From this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

serfs noun US /sɜːrfs/

plural of “serf” — (Middle Ages) a person who is bound to the land and owned by the feudal lord

From this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

shoestring noun US /ˈʃuːstrɪŋ/

a lace used for fastening shoes

From this reading ““Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!””

Sussex noun US /ˈsʌsɪks/

a county in southern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom that was captured by Wessex in the 9th century

From this reading “Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.”

uncontrollable adjective US /ˌʌnkənˈtroʊləbəl/

difficult to solve or alleviate

From this reading ““Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

countless generations adjective + noun counted as “countless generation”

In this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

naked feet adjective + noun counted as “naked foot”

In this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

wandered about verb + particle counted as “wander about”

In this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

between two preposition + noun

In this reading “Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.”

persist in verb + particle

do something repeatedly and showing no intention to stop

In this reading “The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.”

in the neighborhood preposition + article + noun counted as “in … neighborhood”

In this reading “It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.”

Through the fields preposition + article + noun counted as “through … fields”

In this reading “Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.”

breed in verb + particle

In this reading “§ 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.”

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46

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

Anglo-Saxonnoun

a native or inhabitant of England prior to the Norman Conquest

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

annoyancenounUS /əˈnɔɪəns/

the psychological state of being irritated or annoyed

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

antiquitynounUS /ænˈtɪkwəti/

the historic period preceding the Middle Ages in Europe

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

breedverbUS /briːd/

call forth

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

changeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

comfortnounUS /ˈkʌmfərt/

a state of being relaxed and feeling no pain

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

conservativeadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrvətɪv/

resistant to change, particularly in relation to politics or religion

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

countlessadjectiveUS /ˈkaʊntləs/

too numerous to be counted

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

CountrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

cousinsnounUS /ˈkʌzənz/

plural of “cousin” — the child of your aunt or uncle

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

creditnounUS /ˈkredət/

approval

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

CustomnounUS /ˈkʌstəm/

accepted or habitual practice

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

establishedadjectiveUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃt/

brought about or set up or accepted; especially long established

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

ex-sandwich

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

fieldsnounUS /fiːldz/

United States comedian and film actor (1880-1946)

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

footpathnounUS /ˈfʊtpæθ/

a trodden path

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

generationsnounUS /ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “generation” — all the people living at the same time or of approximately the same age

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

hamletsnounUS /ˈhæmləts/

plural of “hamlet” — a community of people smaller than a village

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

heelsnounUS /hiːlz/

plural of “heel” — the bottom of a shoe or boot; the back part of a shoe or boot that touches the ground and provides elevation

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

hesitateverbUS /ˈhezəteɪt/

pause or hold back in uncertainty or unwillingness

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

hornyadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːrni/

feeling great sexual desire

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

indicateverbUS /ˈɪndəkeɪt/

be a signal for or a symptom of

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

meritsnounUS /ˈmerəts/

plural of “merit” — any admirable quality or attribute

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

nakedadjectiveUS /ˈneɪkəd/

completely unclothed

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

neighborhoodnounUS /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

originallyadverbUS /ərˈɪdʒənəli/

in an original manner

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

persistverbUS /pərˈsɪst/

continue to exist

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

quickestadverbUS /ˈkwɪkɪst/

most quickly

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

racenounUS /reɪs/

any competition

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

respectnounUS /rɪˈspekt/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

routenounUS /ruːt/

an established line of travel or access

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

SaxonnounUS /ˈsæksən/

a member of a Germanic people who conquered England and merged with the Angles and Jutes to become Anglo-Saxons; dominant in England until the Norman Conquest

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

serfsnounUS /sɜːrfs/

plural of “serf” — (Middle Ages) a person who is bound to the land and owned by the feudal lord

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

shoestringnounUS /ˈʃuːstrɪŋ/

a lace used for fastening shoes

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

strongadjectiveUS /strɔːŋ/

having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

SussexnounUS /ˈsʌsɪks/

a county in southern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom that was captured by Wessex in the 9th century

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

tendverbUS /tend/

have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

ThroughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

tracedverbUS /treɪst/

past form of “trace” — follow, discover, or ascertain the course of development of something

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

traditionsnounUS /trəˈdɪʃənz/

plural of “tradition” — an inherited pattern of thought or action

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

traitnounUS /treɪt/

a distinguishing feature of your personal nature

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

turfnounUS /tɜːrf/

surface layer of ground containing a mat of grass and grass roots

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

tyingnounUS /ˈtaɪɪŋ/

the act of tying or binding things together

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

uncontrollableadjectiveUS /ˌʌnkənˈtroʊləbəl/

difficult to solve or alleviate

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

villagesnounUS /ˈvɪlədʒəz/

plural of “village” — a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading Through the fields between two villages in Sussex ran a footpath.

wanderedverbUS /ˈwɑːndərd/

past form of “wander” — move about aimlessly or without any destination, often in search of food or employment

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading § 46 The Custom of the Country The English have the credit for being a conservative race—a breed in which respect for traditions is so strong that they hesitate to change anything which has behind it the merits of antiquity and established comfort.

wornverbUS /wɔːrn/

Damaged or thinned by continuous use.

From this reading It was not the quickest route for one going from one of the hamlets to the other, for it wandered about, but it had been traced originally by the horny, naked feet of Saxon serfs, and now was worn deep into the turf by the heels of countless generations, and everybody in the neighborhood used it, because everybody always had.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The story which follows would tend to indicate that this trait really does persist in our Anglo-Saxon cousins.

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From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Oh,” said the ex-sandwich man, in tones of an uncontrollable annoyance, “you’re _always_ tying your shoestring!”

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