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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Nope,” said the American.
“I hail from Wyoming.
It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.
You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”
“Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Nope,” said the American.
Line 2
“I hail from Wyoming.
/aɪ heɪl frʌm ˌwaɪˈoʊmɪŋ/
Line 3
It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.
Line 4
You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”
Line 5
“Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

American noun US /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading ““Nope,” said the American.”

Elder noun US /ˈeldər/

a person who is older than you are

From this reading “You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.””

gentleman noun US /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading ““Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.”

hail verb US /heɪl/

praise vociferously

From this reading ““I hail from Wyoming.”

reverend noun US /ˈrevərənd/

a member of the clergy and a spiritual leader of the Christian Church

From this reading ““Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.”

State noun US /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading “It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.”

Union noun US /ˈjuːnjən/

an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading “It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.”

Wyoming noun US /ˌwaɪˈoʊmɪŋ/

a state in the western United States; mountainous in the west and north with the Great Plains in the east

From this reading ““I hail from Wyoming.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

reverend gentleman noun + noun

In this reading ““Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.”

some time adjective + noun

In this reading “You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.””

come out verb + adjective

appear or become visible; make a showing

In this reading “You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.””

hail from verb + particle

In this reading ““I hail from Wyoming.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading “Nope,” said the American.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

durned

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

Eh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.

EldernounUS /ˈeldər/

a person who is older than you are

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “I hail from Wyoming.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading “Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

hailverbUS /heɪl/

praise vociferously

From this reading “I hail from Wyoming.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I hail from Wyoming.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

Nope

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Nope,” said the American.

once-overnoun

a swift cursory examination or inspection

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading “Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.

reverendnounUS /ˈrevərənd/

a member of the clergy and a spiritual leader of the Christian Church

From this reading “Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Nope,” said the American.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Eh—quite so,” said the reverend gentleman.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

StatenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Nope,” said the American.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

UnionnounUS /ˈjuːnjən/

an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading It’s durned good State, too—best in the Union.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

WyomingnounUS /ˌwaɪˈoʊmɪŋ/

a state in the western United States; mountainous in the west and north with the Great Plains in the east

From this reading “I hail from Wyoming.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You ought to come out there some time, Elder, and give us the once-over.”

Chapter 5 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb holds 421 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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