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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.
But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”
§ 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.
The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.
But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.
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But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”
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§ 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.
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The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.
/ðə mɔːr aɪ θɪŋk ɪt ˈoʊvər ðə mɔːr æm aɪ kənˈvɪnst ðæt ˈsʌmwer ɪt læks ˌplɔːzɪˈbɪlɪti/
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But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.
/bʌt ɪn spaɪt ʌv ðɪs ˈdiːfekt aɪ diːm ɪt ˈwɜːr.ði tuː biː ˌɪnˈkluːdəd ɪn ðɪs kəˈlekʃən bɪˈkɔːz ɪf ɪt sɜːrvz noʊ ˈʌðər ɡʊd ˈpɜːrpəs ɪt meɪ ɡɪv ðə ˈvɪzɪtɪŋ ˈfɔːrənər ənd ˈnoʊtəbli ðə ˈvɪzɪtɪŋ ˈbrɪtən æn aɪˈdiːə ʌv ðə saɪz ʌv ðɪs ˈkʌntri ənd ðə ˌveriˈeɪʃənz ʌv ˈweðər tuː biː faʊnd wɪˈðɪn ˈaʊər ˈbaʊndəriz æt wʌn taɪm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Authentic adjective US /əˈθentɪk/

conforming to fact and therefore worthy of belief

From this reading “§ 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.”

Briton noun US /ˈbrɪtən/

a native or inhabitant of Great Britain

From this reading “But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.”

lacks noun US /læks/

plural of “lack” — the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading “The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.”

lemons noun US /ˈlemənz/

plural of “lemon” — yellow oval fruit with juicy acidic flesh

From this reading ““Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.”

notably adverb US /ˈnoʊtəbli/

especially; in particular

From this reading “But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.”

plausibility noun US /ˌplɔːzɪˈbɪlɪti/

apparent validity

From this reading “The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.”

seltzer noun US /ˈseltsər/

naturally effervescent mineral water

From this reading ““Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.”

Vouched verb US /vaʊtʃt/

past form of “vouch” — give personal assurance; guarantee

From this reading “§ 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

run upstairs verb + particle

In this reading “But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.””

in spite preposition + noun

In this reading “But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.”

at home preposition + noun

a reception held in your own home

In this reading “But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.””

All words in this reading · 93

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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121

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

AbsolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

AuthenticadjectiveUS /əˈθentɪk/

conforming to fact and therefore worthy of belief

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

barkeepernoun

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

boundariesnounUS /ˈbaʊndəriz/

plural of “boundary” — the line or plane indicating the limit or extent of something

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

BritonnounUS /ˈbrɪtən/

a native or inhabitant of Great Britain

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

convincedadjectiveUS /kənˈvɪnst/

persuaded of; very sure

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

deemverbUS /diːm/

keep in mind or convey as a conviction or view

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

defectnounUS /ˈdiːfekt/

an imperfection in a bodily system

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

duckverbUS /dʌk/

to move (the head or body) quickly downwards or away

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

foreignernounUS /ˈfɔːrənər/

a person who comes from a foreign country; someone who does not owe allegiance to your country

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

includedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkluːdəd/

enclosed in the same envelope or package

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

lacksnounUS /læks/

plural of “lack” — the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

lemonsnounUS /ˈlemənz/

plural of “lemon” — yellow oval fruit with juicy acidic flesh

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

likewiseadverbUS /ˈlaɪkwaɪz/

in like or similar manner

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

notablyadverbUS /ˈnoʊtəbli/

especially; in particular

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

pantsnounUS /pænts/

(used in the plural) underpants worn by women

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

Pardnernoun

an associate in an activity or endeavor or sphere of common interest

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

plausibilitynounUS /ˌplɔːzɪˈbɪlɪti/

apparent validity

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

purposenounUS /ˈpɜːrpəs/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

seltzernounUS /ˈseltsər/

naturally effervescent mineral water

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

servesnounUS /sɜːrvz/

plural of “serve” — (sports) a stroke that puts the ball in play

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

shyverbUS /ʃaɪ/

start suddenly, as from fright

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

sizenounUS /saɪz/

the physical magnitude of something (how big it is)

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

somewhereadverbUS /ˈsʌmwer/

in or at or to some place

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

spitenounUS /spaɪt/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

statedadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪtɪd/

declared as fact; explicitly stated

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading The more I think it over, the more am I convinced that somewhere it lacks plausibility.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

trunknounUS /trʌŋk/

the main stem of a tree; usually covered with bark; the bole is usually the part that is commercially useful for lumber

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

upstairsadverbUS /əpˈsterz/

on a floor above

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

variationsnounUS /ˌveriˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “variation” — an instance of change; the rate or magnitude of change

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

visitingnounUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪŋ/

the activity of making visits

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

VouchedverbUS /vaʊtʃt/

past form of “vouch” — give personal assurance; guarantee

From this reading § 121 Not Vouched For as Absolutely Authentic This story probably isn’t true.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

we're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Pardner,” stated the barkeeper, “we’re out of lemons and likewise we’re shy on seltzer.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

weathernounUS /ˈweðər/

the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

worthyadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːr.ði/

Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in character or magic.

From this reading But in spite of this defect I deem it worthy to be included in this collection, because, if it serves no other good purpose, it may give the visiting foreigner and notably the visiting Briton an idea of the size of this country and the variations of weather to be found within our boundaries at one time.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But I want you to feel at home; I tell you what I’ll do; I’ll just run upstairs to my trunk and get you a nice pair of white duck pants to wear.”

Chapter 6 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb holds 418 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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