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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter VII

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“Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.
“There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.
Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”
“I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.
“I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.
Line 2
“There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.
Line 3
Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”
Line 4
“I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.
Line 5
“I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”
/aɪ kʌm frʌm nuː jɔːrk bʌt maɪ ˈfɑːðərz neɪm wɑːz ˈhenri ˈnelsən ənd hiː wɑːz bɔːrn aʊt nɪr kent ɪn ðɪs ˈkaʊnti/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

county noun US /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading ““I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.””

father's noun US /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

hearing noun US /ˈhiːrɪŋ/

(law) a proceeding (usually by a court) where evidence is taken for the purpose of determining an issue of fact and reaching a decision based on that evidence

From this reading ““I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.”

Henry noun US /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading ““I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.””

Kent noun US /kent/

a county in southeastern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom, it was the first to be colonized by the Romans

From this reading ““There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.”

neighborhood noun US /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading ““There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.”

Nelson noun US /ˈnelsən/

English admiral who defeated the French fleets of Napoleon but was mortally wounded at Trafalgar (1758-1805)

From this reading ““Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.”

patriarch noun US /ˈpeɪtriɑːrk/

title for the heads of the Eastern Orthodox Churches (in Istanbul and Alexandria and Moscow and Jerusalem)

From this reading ““Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading ““I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.”

come from verb + particle

In this reading ““I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

hearingnounUS /ˈhiːrɪŋ/

(law) a proceeding (usually by a court) where evidence is taken for the purpose of determining an issue of fact and reaching a decision based on that evidence

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

heerd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

hey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

KentnounUS /kent/

a county in southeastern England on the English Channel; formerly an Anglo-Saxon kingdom, it was the first to be colonized by the Romans

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

neighborhoodnounUS /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

NelsonnounUS /ˈnelsən/

English admiral who defeated the French fleets of Napoleon but was mortally wounded at Trafalgar (1758-1805)

From this reading “Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.

Nelsons

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

patriarchnounUS /ˈpeɪtriɑːrk/

title for the heads of the Eastern Orthodox Churches (in Istanbul and Alexandria and Moscow and Jerusalem)

From this reading “Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.

s'pose

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Nelson, hey?” said the patriarch.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading “There used to be some Nelsons out in the Kent neighborhood.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading “I come from New York, but my father’s name was Henry Nelson and he was born out near Kent in this county.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Don’t s’pose you ever heerd of them.”

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading “I’ve been hearing of them all my life,” said the young man.

Chapter 7 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb holds 414 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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