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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter IX

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§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.
Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.
At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.
Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.
We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.
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Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.
/θriː ʌv ʌs ɔːl oʊld ˈkroʊniz ʌv hɪz bʌt ɔːl ˈlɪvɪŋ ɪn ðə nɔːrθ met hɪm æt ðə treɪn/
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At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.
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Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.
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We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.
/wiː laɪnd ʌp æt ðə bɑːr ˈfeɪsɪŋ ə ˈdʒiːnjəl ˈdʒentəlmən ɪn ə waɪt ˈdʒækət ənd ə waɪt ˈeɪprən/

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Broadway noun US /ˈbrɔːdweɪ/

a street in Manhattan that passes through Times Square; famous for its theaters

From this reading “At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.”

Corbett noun US /ˈkɔːrbɪt/

United States heavyweight boxing champion (1866-1933)

From this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

cronies noun US /ˈkroʊniz/

plural of “crony” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.”

genial adjective US /ˈdʒiːnjəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading “We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.”

Hotels noun US /hoʊˈtelz/

plural of “hotel” — a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading “Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.”

oldest adjective US /ˈoʊldəst/

superlative of “old” — (used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

thirsty adjective US /ˈθɜːrsti/

needing moisture

From this reading “Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.”

Unanimous adjective US /juːˈnænəməs/

in complete agreement

From this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

white apron noun + noun

In this reading “We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.”

few years adjective + noun

In this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

white jacket noun + noun

In this reading “We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.”

oldest friends adjective + noun counted as “old friend”

In this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

dropped into verb + particle counted as “drop into”

In this reading “At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.”

at the bar preposition + article + noun counted as “at … bar”

In this reading “We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.”

came up verb + adjective counted as “come up”

bring forth, usually something desirable

In this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

from the South preposition + article + noun counted as “from … south”

In this reading “§ 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.”

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From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

apronnounUS /ˈeɪprən/

a garment of cloth or leather or plastic that is tied about the waist and worn to protect your clothing

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

barnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

BroadwaynounUS /ˈbrɔːdweɪ/

a street in Manhattan that passes through Times Square; famous for its theaters

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

café

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From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

cafés

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From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

CorbettnounUS /ˈkɔːrbɪt/

United States heavyweight boxing champion (1866-1933)

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

croniesnounUS /ˈkroʊniz/

plural of “crony” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

facingnounUS /ˈfeɪsɪŋ/

a lining applied to the edge of a garment for ornamentation or strengthening

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

genialadjectiveUS /ˈdʒiːnjəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

Hal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

HotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

HotelsnounUS /hoʊˈtelz/

plural of “hotel” — a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

ImperialadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɪriəl/

relating to or associated with an empire

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

jacketnounUS /ˈdʒækət/

a short coat

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

linedadjectiveUS /laɪnd/

bordered by a line of things

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

MakingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

NorthnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

oldestadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldəst/

superlative of “old” — (used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

SouthnounUS /saʊθ/

the region of the United States lying to the south of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

suggestionnounUS /səˈdʒestʃən/

an idea that is suggested

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

thirstyadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːrsti/

needing moisture

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

trainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

UnanimousadjectiveUS /juːˈnænəməs/

in complete agreement

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Three of us, all old cronies of his but all living in the North, met him at the train.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Hotels had cafés in those days, and Corbett was thirsty, he said.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading At his suggestion we dropped into the café of the Imperial Hotel on Broadway.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading We lined up at the bar, facing a genial gentleman in a white jacket and a white apron.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading § 208 Making It Unanimous A few years ago Colonel Hal Corbett, one of my oldest friends, came up from the South to stay a week with me in New York.

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