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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

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“Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”
§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.
When he was eighteen his opportunity came.
He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.
Years passed.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 416 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”
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§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.
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When he was eighteen his opportunity came.
/wen hiː wɑːz eɪˈtiːn hɪz ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti keɪm/
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He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.
/hiː ɡɑːt ə dʒɑːb æz ˈhelpər tuː ðə ˈloʊkəl ˈsteɪʃən ˈeɪdʒənt æt ˈfɔːrti ˈdɑːlərz ə mʌnθ/
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Years passed.
/jɪrz pæst/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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energetic adjective US /ˌenərˈdʒetɪk/

possessing or exerting or displaying energy

From this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

flea noun US /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading ““Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!””

helper noun US /ˈhelpər/

a person who contributes to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading “He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.”

Nebraska noun US /nəˈbræskə/

a midwestern state on the Great Plains

From this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

persisting adjective US /pərˈsɪstɪŋ/

relentless and indefatigable in pursuit or as if in pursuit

From this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

railroading noun US /ˈreɪlroʊdɪŋ/

the activity of designing and constructing and operating railroads

From this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

Retort noun US /ˈriːtɔːrt/

a quick reply to a question or remark (especially a witty or critical one)

From this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

Willow noun US /ˈwɪloʊ/

any of numerous deciduous trees and shrubs of the genus Salix

From this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Weeping Willow adjective + noun

willow with long drooping branches and slender leaves native to China; widely cultivated as an ornamental

In this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

forty dollars adjective + noun counted as “forty dollar”

In this reading “He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.”

station agent noun + noun

the person in charge of a railway station

In this reading “He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.”

grew up verb + adjective counted as “grow up”

become an adult

In this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

got a job verb + article + noun counted as “get … job”

In this reading “He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.”

in the village preposition + article + noun counted as “in … village”

In this reading “§ 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.”

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From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

agentnounUS /ˈeɪdʒənt/

an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

ambitiousadjectiveUS /æmˈbɪʃəs/

having a strong desire for success or achievement

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading When he was eighteen his opportunity came.

careernounUS /kərˈɪr/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

CourteousadjectiveUS /ˈkɜːrtiəs/

exhibiting courtesy and politeness

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

eighteenadjectiveUS /eɪˈtiːn/

being one more than seventeen

From this reading When he was eighteen his opportunity came.

energeticadjectiveUS /ˌenərˈdʒetɪk/

possessing or exerting or displaying energy

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

fleanounUS /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

fortyadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrti/

being ten more than thirty

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

grewverbUS /ɡruː/

inflected form of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When he was eighteen his opportunity came.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

helpernounUS /ˈhelpər/

a person who contributes to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

localadjectiveUS /ˈloʊkəl/

relating to or applicable to or concerned with the administration of a city or town or district rather than a larger area

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

MadamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

mistakenounUS /mɪˈsteɪk/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

monthnounUS /mʌnθ/

one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

NebraskanounUS /nəˈbræskə/

a midwestern state on the Great Plains

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

offeredverbUS /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

opportunitynounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading When he was eighteen his opportunity came.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading Years passed.

persistingadjectiveUS /pərˈsɪstɪŋ/

relentless and indefatigable in pursuit or as if in pursuit

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

railroadingnounUS /ˈreɪlroʊdɪŋ/

the activity of designing and constructing and operating railroads

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

RetortnounUS /ˈriːtɔːrt/

a quick reply to a question or remark (especially a witty or critical one)

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

stationnounUS /ˈsteɪʃən/

a facility equipped with special equipment and personnel for a particular purpose

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Madam, there has been a mistake—this is not my flea!”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He got a job as helper to the local station agent at forty dollars a month.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

villagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

WeepingadjectiveUS /ˈwiːpɪŋ/

showing sorrow

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When he was eighteen his opportunity came.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

WillownounUS /ˈwɪloʊ/

any of numerous deciduous trees and shrubs of the genus Salix

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

YearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Years passed.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading § 234 The Retort Courteous There was once a boy who grew up in the village of Weeping Willow, Nebraska, with the persisting idea in his head that railroading offered the best career for an ambitious and energetic youth.

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