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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.
He’s been porely all spring.
Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.
We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.
He’s feared, too.”
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.
Line 2
He’s been porely all spring.
Line 3
Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.
Line 4
We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.
Line 5
He’s feared, too.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bad adjective US /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading ““Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.”

feared verb US /fɪrd/

past form of “fear” — be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading “We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.”

flat adjective US /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading “Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.”

mighty adjective US /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading ““Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.”

powerful adjective US /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading “We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.”

sick adjective US /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading “We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.”

spring noun US /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading “He’s been porely all spring.”

youth noun US /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading ““Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in bed preposition + noun

In this reading “Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.”

All words in this reading · 26

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

ailin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He’s been porely all spring.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading He’s been porely all spring.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

fearedverbUS /fɪrd/

past form of “fear” — be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.

flatadjectiveUS /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

He's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He’s been porely all spring.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

mightyadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

paw's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

porely

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He’s been porely all spring.

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.

springnounUS /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading He’s been porely all spring.

stiddy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now he’s down flat in bed and ailin’ stiddy.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading He’s feared, too.”

We're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We’re feared paw’s powerful sick.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading “Oh,” said the youth, “paw’s mighty bad off.

Chapter 11 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb holds 409 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 11 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away contain?

Chapter 11 holds 409 sentences of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 11 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 409 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 11 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 82 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 11 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 11 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Common questions about reading A laugh a day keeps the doctor away by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away?

Yes. All 5683 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #69467 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #69467, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does A laugh a day keeps the doctor away take to read?

About 473 minutes of reading across 1137 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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