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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter XIII

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Because dey is fixin to hang me on Friday.
And here tis Wednesday already!”
§ 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.
During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.
After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.
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A laugh a day keeps the doctor away

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of A laugh a day keeps the doctor away is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Because dey is fixinto hang me on Friday.
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And heretis Wednesday already!”
/ənd hiːr tɪz ˈwenzdi ɔːlˈredi/
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§ 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.
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During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.
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After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

actor noun US /ˈæktər/

a theatrical performer

From this reading “§ 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.”

disgust verb US /dɪsˈɡʌst/

fill with distaste

From this reading “After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.”

Friday noun US /ˈfraɪdi/

the sixth day of the week; the fifth working day

From this reading ““Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.”

golf noun US /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading “§ 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.”

links noun US /lɪŋks/

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

From this reading “During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.”

persistent adjective US /pərˈsɪstənt/

never-ceasing

From this reading “§ 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.”

plays noun US /pleɪz/

plural of “play” — a dramatic work intended for performance by actors on a stage

From this reading “§ 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.”

Wednesday noun US /ˈwenzdi/

the fourth day of the week; the third working day

From this reading “And here ’tis Wednesday already!””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

country club noun + noun

a suburban club for recreation and socializing

In this reading “During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.”

flung down verb + adjective counted as “fling down”

In this reading “After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.”

All words in this reading · 63

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

317

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

actornounUS /ˈæktər/

a theatrical performer

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading And here ’tis Wednesday already!”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And here ’tis Wednesday already!”

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

clubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

CountynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

dey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

disgustverbUS /dɪsˈɡʌst/

fill with distaste

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

DueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

DuringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

especiallyadverbUS /əˈspeʃli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

fixin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

flungverbUS /flʌŋ/

inflected form of “fling” — throw with force or recklessness

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

FridaynounUS /ˈfraɪdi/

the sixth day of the week; the fifth working day

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

golfnounUS /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

hangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading And here ’tis Wednesday already!”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

HonornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

linksnounUS /lɪŋks/

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

miserableadjectiveUS /ˈmɪzərəbəl/

very unhappy; full of misery

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

niblicknoun

an iron with considerable loft

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

persistentadjectiveUS /pərˈsɪstənt/

never-ceasing

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

playsnounUS /pleɪz/

plural of “play” — a dramatic work intended for performance by actors on a stage

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

showingnounUS /ˈʃoʊɪŋ/

the display of a motion picture

From this reading After an especially miserable showing one morning, he flung down his niblick in disgust.

StatenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading And here ’tis Wednesday already!”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday.

visitverbUS /ˈvɪzɪt/

go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

visitedverbUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

Walker-Smith

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

Wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

WednesdaynounUS /ˈwenzdi/

the fourth day of the week; the third working day

From this reading And here ’tis Wednesday already!”

Westchester

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading § 317 Honor Where Honor Was Due A certain distinguished English actor whom we will call Walker-Smith plays a persistent but terrible game of golf.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading During a visit to this country he visited the links of a country club in Westchester County, New York State.

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