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A Little Book of Bores

Chapter I

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See https://
London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.
B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.
C’s a Critic.
Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.
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A Little Book of Bores

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Little Book of Bores is here in full — 58 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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See https://
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London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.
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B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.
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C’s a Critic.
/siːz ə ˈkrɪtɪk/
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Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Autograph noun US /ˈɔːtəɡræf/

something written by one's own hand

From this reading “London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.”

Bounder noun US /ˈbaʊndər/

someone who is morally reprehensible

From this reading “B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.”

C's noun US /siːz/

possessive form of “c” — a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

deplore verb US /dɪˈplɔːr/

express strong disapproval of

From this reading “London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.”

Hancock noun US /ˈhænkɑːk/

American revolutionary patriot who was president of the Continental Congress; was the first signer of the Declaration of Independence (1737-1793)

From this reading “London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.”

Hock verb US /hɑːk/

leave as a guarantee in return for money

From this reading “B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.”

purses noun US /ˈpɜːrsɪz/

plural of “purse” — a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading “B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.”

sips noun US /sɪps/

plural of “sip” — a small drink

From this reading “B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

ActorsnounUS /ˈæktərz/

plural of “actor” — a theatrical performer

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

appearverbUS /əˈpɪr/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

aunounUS /oʊ/

a soft yellow malleable ductile (trivalent and univalent) metallic element; occurs mainly as nuggets in rocks and alluvial deposits; does not react with most chemicals but is attacked by chlorine and aqua regia

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

AuthorsnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

AutographnounUS /ˈɔːtəɡræf/

something written by one's own hand

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

blasé

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From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

BoreverbUS /bɔːr/

cause to be bored

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

BoundernounUS /ˈbaʊndər/

someone who is morally reprehensible

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

C'snounUS /siːz/

possessive form of “c” — a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading C’s a Critic.

ceasedverbUS /siːst/

past form of “cease” — put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

craftnounUS /kræft/

the skilled practice of a practical occupation

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

CriticnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪk/

a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading C’s a Critic.

Dears

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

deploreverbUS /dɪˈplɔːr/

express strong disapproval of

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

evidentadjectiveUS /ˈevədənt/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

fait

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

FaradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

freeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

GayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

HancocknounUS /ˈhænkɑːk/

American revolutionary patriot who was president of the Continental Congress; was the first signer of the Declaration of Independence (1737-1793)

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

HockverbUS /hɑːk/

leave as a guarantee in return for money

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

https

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading See https://

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

likesnounUS /laɪks/

plural of “like” — a similar kind

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

lipsnounUS /lɪps/

plural of “lip” — either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

Ltd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

pursesnounUS /ˈpɜːrsɪz/

plural of “purse” — a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

RhinenounUS /raɪn/

United States parapsychologist (1895-1980)

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

SeeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading See https://

sipsnounUS /sɪps/

plural of “sip” — a small drink

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

They'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

ThonounUS /ðoʊ/

a branch of the Tai languages

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

time-honouredadjective

acceptable for a long time

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

Tokaynoun

Hungarian wine made from Tokay grapes

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

WhompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading B is a Bounder _blasé_ Who likes to appear quite _au fait_; He purses his lips As his Rhine wine he sips, Tho’ he doesn’t know Hock from Tokay.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Far be it from me With a time-honoured craft to make free.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading London Gay and Hancock, Ltd. A is the Autograph Bore Whom Authors and Actors deplore, Tho’ it’s evident quite If the Dears ceased to write They’d deplore even more than before.

Chapter 1 of A Little Book of Bores by Oliver Herford holds 58 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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