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A Maid and a Million Men

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of A Maid and a Million Men is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.
From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.
Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”
For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.
He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.
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A Maid and a Million Men

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of A Maid and a Million Men is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.
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From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.
/frʌm ðə fɜːrst deɪ ɪn kæmp ɔːl hiː dɪd wɑːz kəmˈpleɪn ənd nɑːt ə wiːk pæst wɪˈθaʊt ə lɔːŋ ˈletər fʊl ʌv ˈnʌθɪŋ bʌt kɪks ənd rɪˈɡrets ənd ˈwiːpɪŋ wɜːrdz/
Line 3
Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”
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For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.
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He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deathly adjective US /ˈdeθli/

having the physical appearance of death

From this reading “For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.”

gander noun US /ˈɡændər/

mature male goose

From this reading “APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.”

perspire verb US /pərˈspaɪr/

excrete perspiration through the pores in the skin

From this reading “For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.”

pessimism noun US /ˈpesəmɪzəm/

the feeling that things will turn out badly

From this reading “Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.””

roomful noun US /ˈruːmfʊl/

the quantity a room will hold

From this reading “For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.”

shred noun US /ʃred/

a tiny or scarcely detectable amount

From this reading “He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.”

undercurrent noun US /ˈʌndərkɜːrənt/

a subdued emotional quality underlying an utterance; implicit meaning

From this reading “Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.””

weakling noun US /ˈwiːklɪŋ/

a person who is physically weak and ineffectual

From this reading “He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

suffer from verb + particle

In this reading “For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.”

from the beginning preposition + article + noun counted as “from … beginning”

In this reading “For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.”

passed without verb + particle counted as “pass without”

In this reading “From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.”

by saying preposition + noun

In this reading “Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.””

first day adjective + noun

In this reading “From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.”

long letter adjective + noun

In this reading “From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.”

pass out verb + adjective

pass out from weakness, physical or emotional distress due to a loss of blood supply to the brain

In this reading “He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.”

clouds of verb + particle counted as “cloud of”

In this reading “Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

actuallyadverbUS /ˈæktʃuːəli/

in actual fact

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

APPLE-SAUCE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

campnounUS /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

causedverbUS /kɑːzd/

past form of “cause” — give rise to; cause to happen or occur, not always intentionally

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

cloudsnounUS /klaʊdz/

plural of “cloud” — any collection of particles (e.g., smoke or dust) or gases that is visible

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

complainverbUS /kəmˈpleɪn/

express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

deathlyadjectiveUS /ˈdeθli/

having the physical appearance of death

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

dejectionnoun

a state of melancholy depression

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

EvenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

examinationnounUS /ɪɡˌzæməˈneɪʃən/

the act of examining something closely (as for mistakes)

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

experienceverbUS /ɪkˈspɪriəns/

undergo or live through a difficult experience

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

faintedverbUS /ˈfeɪntɪd/

past form of “faint” — pass out from weakness, physical or emotional distress due to a loss of blood supply to the brain

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

GANDERnounUS /ˈɡændər/

mature male goose

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

heronounUS /ˈhɪroʊ/

a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

inabilitynounUS /ˌɪnəˈbɪlɪti/

lack of ability (especially mental ability) to do something

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

kicksnounUS /kɪks/

plural of “kick” — the act of delivering a blow with the foot

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

LeonnounUS /ˈliːɑːn/

a historical area and former kingdom in northwestern Spain

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

nakedadjectiveUS /ˈneɪkəd/

completely unclothed

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

noticedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəst/

being perceived or observed

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

obviousadjectiveUS /ˈɑːbviəs/

easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

pallornoun

unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress)

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

passverbUS /pæs/

go across or through

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

perspireverbUS /pərˈspaɪr/

excrete perspiration through the pores in the skin

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

pessimismnounUS /ˈpesəmɪzəm/

the feeling that things will turn out badly

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

physicaladjectiveUS /ˈfɪzɪkəl/

involving the body as distinguished from the mind or spirit

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

problemnounUS /ˈprɑːbləm/

a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

pushedverbUS /pʊʃt/

past form of “push” — move with force

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

rashnounUS /ræʃ/

any red eruption of the skin

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

regretsnounUS /rɪˈɡrets/

a polite refusal of an invitation

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

roomfulnounUS /ˈruːmfʊl/

the quantity a room will hold

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

shrednounUS /ʃred/

a tiny or scarcely detectable amount

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

sympathynounUS /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

thoroughadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːroʊ/

painstakingly careful and accurate

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

twinnounUS /twɪn/

either of two offspring born at the same time from the same pregnancy

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

undercurrentnounUS /ˈʌndərkɜːrənt/

a subdued emotional quality underlying an utterance; implicit meaning

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

Vyvy

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From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

walkingadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːkɪŋ/

close enough to be walked to

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

weaklingnounUS /ˈwiːklɪŋ/

a person who is physically weak and ineffectual

From this reading He didn’t actually pass out, but it seemed to him that from that moment on he was a marked weakling in the camp and there was none to give him a shred of sympathy.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

weepingadjectiveUS /ˈwiːpɪŋ/

showing sorrow

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Even his letters to Vyvy, who was walking around with her head in the clouds of pride, carried an obvious undercurrent of pessimism and dejection, which he tried to explain away to her by saying that it was caused by his being away from her “beautiful presence.”

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading From the first day in camp all he did was complain and not a week passed without a long letter full of nothing but kicks and regrets and weeping words.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading For a kid of his nature, it must have been a terrible experience from the beginning, which was a thorough physical examination in a roomful of naked men, not one of whom would ever suffer from inability to perspire, and during which poor Leon would have fainted dead away if the man next to him hadn’t noticed his deathly pallor and pushed him to the one and only window in the room.

would-beadjective

unfulfilled or frustrated in realizing an ambition

From this reading APPLE-SAUCE FOR THE GANDER The only thing that kept me from going crazy or doing something rash during this time was the problem of the would-be hero of the family, my dear twin.

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Maiden
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