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Chapter I

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_The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.
Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.
Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!
There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.
Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Message From Our Sponsor

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Message From Our Sponsor is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.
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Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.
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Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!
/lʊks laɪk wiː hæv ə riːl triːt fɔːr juː təˈnaɪt foʊks/
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There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.
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Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.
/jes sɜːr ðə ˈveri fɜːrst rəˈkɔːrd pʊt ɑːn wæks baɪ ðə ˈmɑːrʃən rəˈkɔːrdɪŋ ˈkʌmpəniː ənd ɪt ɔːt tuː biː ə ˈluːluː/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brand-new adjective US /ˈbrændnuː/

conspicuously new

From this reading “There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.”

fans noun US /fænz/

plural of “fan” — a device for creating a current of air by movement of a surface or surfaces

From this reading “_The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.”

label verb US /ˈleɪbəl/

assign a label to; designate with a label

From this reading “There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.”

lulu noun US /ˈluːluː/

a very attractive or seductive looking woman

From this reading “Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.”

Recording noun US /rəˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

a signal that encodes something (e.g., picture or sound) that has been recorded

From this reading “Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.”

recordings noun US /rɪˈkɔːrdɪŋz/

plural of “recording” — a signal that encodes something (e.g., picture or sound) that has been recorded

From this reading “Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.”

salesman noun US /ˈseɪlzmən/

a man salesperson

From this reading “_The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.”

technique noun US /tekˈniːk/

a practical method or art applied to some particular task

From this reading “_The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

outer space adjective + noun

any location outside the Earth's atmosphere

In this reading “There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.”

look at verb + particle

take into consideration for exemplifying purposes

In this reading “Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.”

put on verb + particle

put clothing on one's body

In this reading “Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

brand-newadjectiveUS /ˈbrændnuː/

conspicuously new

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

Donahue's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

DustverbUS /dʌst/

remove the dust from

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

fansnounUS /fænz/

plural of “fan” — a device for creating a current of air by movement of a surface or surfaces

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

foot-in-the-door

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

invisibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈvɪzəbəl/

impossible or nearly impossible to see; imperceptible by the eye

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

labelverbUS /ˈleɪbəl/

assign a label to; designate with a label

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

let's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

LooksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

lulunounUS /ˈluːluː/

a very attractive or seductive looking woman

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

MartiannounUS /ˈmɑːrʃən/

imaginary people who live on the planet Mars

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

outeradjectiveUS /ˈaʊtər/

being on the outside or further from a center

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

playingnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

pressesnounUS /ˈpresəz/

plural of “press” — the state of demanding notice or attention

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

recordnounUS /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

RecordingnounUS /rəˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

a signal that encodes something (e.g., picture or sound) that has been recorded

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

recordingsnounUS /rɪˈkɔːrdɪŋz/

plural of “recording” — a signal that encodes something (e.g., picture or sound) that has been recorded

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

RednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

salesmannounUS /ˈseɪlzmən/

a man salesperson

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

SmokyadjectiveUS /ˈsmoʊki/

marked by or emitting or filled with smoke

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

spacenounUS /speɪs/

the unlimited expanse in which everything is located

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

Swingsters

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

systemnounUS /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

techniquenounUS /tekˈniːk/

a practical method or art applied to some particular task

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

tonightadverbUS /təˈnaɪt/

On the present night.

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

treatverbUS /triːt/

interact in a certain way

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

waxverbUS /wæks/

cover with wax

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading There's a brand-new label from way out in outer space.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks!

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading Now let's take a look at the new recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system.

WesternadjectiveUS /ˈwestərn/

relating to or characteristic of the western parts of the world or the West as opposed to the eastern or oriental parts

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, sir, the very _first_ record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to be a lulu.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _The foot-in-the-door technique would work perfectly for any salesman--if he had an invisible foot!_ "And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ for all you Martian fans out there.

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Foot-in-the-door
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Technique
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Perfectly
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Salesman--if
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