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A Nonsense Anthology

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.
_WILLIAM J. ROLFE_.
On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.
It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?
Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.
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A Nonsense Anthology

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of A Nonsense Anthology is here in full — 349 sentences across 70 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/69 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.
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_WILLIAM J. ROLFE_.
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On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.
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It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?
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Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.
/əˈʃʊrədli wɪl voʊt fɔːr ˈduːɪŋ soʊ ˈevəri wʌn huː hæθ æt ɔːl ˈduːli ˈnoʊtəst wʌt ˈædmərəbəl ənd waɪz ˈjuːsəz ɪt kæn biː ənd ˈɔːfən ɪz pʊt tuː ðoʊ ˈnevər bɪˈfɔːr ɪn ˈretərɪk hæz ɪt bɪn soʊ ˈhaɪli ˈɑːnərd/

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affording verb US /əˈfɔːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “afford” — be able to spare or give up

From this reading “On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.”

anthologists noun US /ænˈθɔːləɡɪsts/

plural of “anthologist” — an editor who makes selections for an anthology

From this reading “It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?”

dignify verb US /ˈdɪɡnəfaɪ/

confer dignity or honor upon

From this reading “It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?”

Figurative adjective US /ˈfɪɡjərətɪv/

(used of the meanings of words or text) not literal; using figures of speech

From this reading “It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?”

rhetoric noun US /ˈretərɪk/

using language effectively to please or persuade

From this reading “Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.”

sparsely adverb US /ˈspɑːrsli/

in a sparse way

From this reading “On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.”

tourist noun US /ˈtʊrəst/

someone who travels for pleasure

From this reading “On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.”

Treatise noun US /ˈtriːtəs/

a formal exposition

From this reading “It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

admirableadjectiveUS /ˈædmərəbəl/

deserving of the highest esteem or admiration

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

affordingverbUS /əˈfɔːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “afford” — be able to spare or give up

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

anthologistsnounUS /ænˈθɔːləɡɪsts/

plural of “anthologist” — an editor who makes selections for an anthology

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

AssuredlyadverbUS /əˈʃʊrədli/

without a doubt

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

bordersnounUS /ˈbɔːrdərz/

plural of “border” — a line that indicates a boundary

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

cannot

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From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

dignifyverbUS /ˈdɪɡnəfaɪ/

confer dignity or honor upon

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

dulyadverbUS /ˈduːli/

in accordance with what is appropriate or suitable for the circumstances

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

enlightenedadjectiveUS /ˌenˈlaɪtənd/

having knowledge and spiritual insight

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

essayists

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From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

FigurativeadjectiveUS /ˈfɪɡjərətɪv/

(used of the meanings of words or text) not literal; using figures of speech

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

hathauxiliary verbUS /hæθ/

an old form of “has”

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

highlyadverbUS /ˈhaɪli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

honoredadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnərd/

having an illustrious reputation; respected

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading _WILLIAM J. ROLFE_.

keenadjectiveUS /kiːn/

having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

lackingadjectiveUS /ˈlækɪŋ/

inadequate in amount or degree

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

LanguagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

listverbUS /lɪst/

give or make a list of; name individually; give the names of

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

LiteraturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

mapverbUS /mæp/

make a map of; show or establish the features of details of

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

neglectedadjectiveUS /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

nonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

noticedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəst/

being perceived or observed

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

recognitions

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From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

representedadjectiveUS /ˌreprɪˈzentɪd/

represented accurately or precisely

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

rhetoricnounUS /ˈretərɪk/

using language effectively to please or persuade

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

ROLFE

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From this reading _WILLIAM J. ROLFE_.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

settledadjectiveUS /ˈsetəld/

established or decided beyond dispute or doubt

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

sojournnounUS /ˈsoʊdʒərn/

a temporary stay (e.g., as a guest)

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

sparselyadverbUS /ˈspɑːrsli/

in a sparse way

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

topographicaladjective

concerned with topography

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

touristnounUS /ˈtʊrəst/

someone who travels for pleasure

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

travellersnounUS /ˈtrævələrz/

plural of “traveller” — a person who changes location

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

TreatisenounUS /ˈtriːtəs/

a formal exposition

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

usesnounUS /ˈjuːsəz/

plural of “use” — the act of using

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

votenounUS /voʊt/

a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _He must be a fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool; and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense_.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

WILLIAM

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From this reading _WILLIAM J. ROLFE_.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading Assuredly will vote for doing so every one who hath at all duly noticed what admirable and wise uses it can be, and often is, put to, though never before in rhetoric has it been so highly honored.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It is a field which has been neglected by anthologists and essayists; one of its few serious recognitions being in a certain "Treatise of Figurative Language," which says: "Nonsense; shall we dignify that with a place on our list?

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading On a topographical map of Literature Nonsense would be represented by a small and sparsely settled country, neglected by the average tourist, but affording keen delight to the few enlightened travellers who sojourn within its borders.

Chapter 1 of A Nonsense Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells holds 349 sentences, grouped into 70 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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