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A Nonsense Anthology

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of A Nonsense Anthology is here in full — 317 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?
Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?
Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?
When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?
Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?
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A Nonsense Anthology

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of A Nonsense Anthology is here in full — 317 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/63 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?
Line 2
Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?
Line 3
Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?
Line 4
When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?
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Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?
/dʌz hiː tiːtʃ hɪz ˈsʌbdʒɪkts tuː roʊst ənd beɪk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bake verb US /beɪk/

cook and make edible by putting in a hot oven

From this reading “Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?”

dines verb US /daɪnz/

third-person singular of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading “Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?”

gooseberries noun US /ˈɡuːsberiz/

plural of “gooseberry” — spiny Eurasian shrub having greenish purple-tinged flowers and ovoid yellow-green or red-purple berries

From this reading “Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?”

lets noun US /lets/

plural of “let” — a brutal terrorist group active in Kashmir; fights against India with the goal of restoring Islamic rule of India

From this reading “Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?”

roast verb US /roʊst/

cook with dry heat, usually in an oven

From this reading “Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?”

Rot noun US /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading “Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?”

Swat noun US /swɑːt/

a sharp blow

From this reading “Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?”

wink verb US /wɪŋk/

signal by winking

From this reading “When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

Ahkond

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?

bakeverbUS /beɪk/

cook and make edible by putting in a hot oven

From this reading Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?

beatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

bownounUS /baʊ/

a knot with two loops and loose ends; used to tie shoelaces

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

creamnounUS /kriːm/

the best people or things in a group

From this reading Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?

dinesverbUS /daɪnz/

third-person singular of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

Doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

endsnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

gold-topped

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

gooseberriesnounUS /ˈɡuːsberiz/

plural of “gooseberry” — spiny Eurasian shrub having greenish purple-tinged flowers and ovoid yellow-green or red-purple berries

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

growverbUS /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

KnotnounUS /nɑːt/

a tight cluster of people or things

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

letsnounUS /lets/

plural of “let” — a brutal terrorist group active in Kashmir; fights against India with the goal of restoring Islamic rule of India

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?

mince-pies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?

neatadjectiveUS /niːt/

clean or organized

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

ripeadjectiveUS /raɪp/

fully developed or matured and ready to be eaten or used

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

roastverbUS /roʊst/

cook with dry heat, usually in an oven

From this reading Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?

RotnounUS /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

subjectsnounUS /ˈsʌbdʒɪkts/

plural of “subject” — the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?

SwatnounUS /swɑːt/

a sharp blow

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

teachverbUS /tiːtʃ/

impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

tienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading Does he wear a white tie when he dines with his friends, And tie it neat in a bow with ends, or a Knot, The Ahkond of Swat?

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

winkverbUS /wɪŋk/

signal by winking

From this reading When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes, or Not, The Ahkond of Swat?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe, When she lets the gooseberries grow too ripe, or Rot, The Ahkond of Swat?

Chapter 7 of A Nonsense Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells holds 317 sentences, grouped into 64 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 7 holds 317 sentences of A Nonsense Anthology, unabridged, divided into 64 reading sections.

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