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A Parody Anthology

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of A Parody Anthology is here in full — 330 sentences across 66 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).
And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).
And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).
_Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)
The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.
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A Parody Anthology

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of A Parody Anthology is here in full — 330 sentences across 66 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/66 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).
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And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).
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And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).
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_Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)
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The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

darts noun US /dɑːrts/

a game in which small pointed missiles are thrown at a dartboard

From this reading “And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).”

ebb verb US /eb/

flow back or recede

From this reading “_Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)”

lonesome adjective US /ˈloʊnsəm/

being the only one; single and isolated from others

From this reading “Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).”

markets noun US /ˈmɑːrkəts/

plural of “market” — the world of commercial activity where goods and services are bought and sold

From this reading “The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.”

peripatetic noun US /ˌperəpəˈtetɪk/

a person who walks from place to place

From this reading “Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).”

spicy adjective US /ˈspaɪsi/

producing a burning sensation on the taste nerves

From this reading “The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.”

stall noun US /stɔːl/

a compartment in a stable where a single animal is confined and fed

From this reading “The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.”

trice verb US /traɪs/

raise with a line

From this reading “And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

foreign parts adjective + noun

In this reading “And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).”

loving hearts adjective + noun

In this reading “And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).”

crowded streets adjective + noun counted as “crowded street”

In this reading “_Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)”

many years adjective + noun

In this reading “_Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)”

slightest chance noun + noun counted as “slight chance”

In this reading “And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).”

by side preposition + noun

In this reading “_Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)”

get well verb + particle

improve in health

In this reading “And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).”

All words in this reading · 121

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

AFTERprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

AmidprepositionUS /əˈmɪd/

in the middle of; surrounded by

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

autumnnounUS /ˈɔːtəm/

the season when the leaves fall from the trees

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

AvenuenounUS /ˈævənuː/

a line of approach

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

BakernounUS /ˈbeɪkər/

someone who bakes commercially

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

Battell

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From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

blushedverbUS /blʌʃt/

past form of “blush” — turn red, as if in embarrassment or shame

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

boughtverbUS /bɑːt/

inflected form of “buy” — obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

CANTELOPE

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From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

Celestine

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

CharlesnounUS /tʃɑːrlz/

King of France from 1560 to 1574 whose reign was dominated by his mother Catherine de Medicis (1550-1574)

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

crowdedadjectiveUS /ˈkraʊdəd/

overfilled or compacted or concentrated

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

Cupid's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

dartsnounUS /dɑːrts/

a game in which small pointed missiles are thrown at a dartboard

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

ebbverbUS /eb/

flow back or recede

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

FifthnounUS /fɪfθ/

a quantity of liquor equal to one fifth of a United States gallon

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

flownounUS /floʊ/

the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

fondadjectiveUS /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

foreignadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrən/

of concern to or concerning the affairs of other nations (other than your own)

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

fruitsnounUS /fruːts/

plural of “fruit” — the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

hasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

heartsnounUS /hɑːrts/

a form of whist in which players avoid winning tricks containing hearts or the queen of spades

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

HenceadverbUS /hens/

for this reason

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

HopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

huntedadjectiveUS /ˈhʌntəd/

reflecting the fear or terror of one who is hunted

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

lonesomeadjectiveUS /ˈloʊnsəm/

being the only one; single and isolated from others

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

Loomis

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

lovingadjectiveUS /ˈlʌvɪŋ/

feeling or showing love and affection

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

marketsnounUS /ˈmɑːrkəts/

plural of “market” — the world of commercial activity where goods and services are bought and sold

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

MemorynounUS /ˈmem.ər.i/

The faculty by which the mind stores and remembers information and knowledge.

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

mornnounUS /mɔːrn/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

MorrisnounUS /ˈmɔːrəs/

United States suffragist in Wyoming (1814-1902)

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

needsadverbUS /niːdz/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

ofttimesadverb

many times at short intervals

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

Paree

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From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

peripateticnounUS /ˌperəpəˈtetɪk/

a person who walks from place to place

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

propinquitynoun

the property of being close together

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

she'll

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From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

SIDEnounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

slightestadjectiveUS /ˈslaɪtəst/

superlative of “slight” — (quantifier used with mass nouns) small in quantity or degree; not much or almost none or (with “a”) at least some

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

spicyadjectiveUS /ˈspaɪsi/

producing a burning sensation on the taste nerves

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

stallnounUS /stɔːl/

a compartment in a stable where a single animal is confined and fed

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

STODDARD

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From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

strayverbUS /streɪ/

move about aimlessly or without any destination, often in search of food or employment

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

streetsnounUS /striːts/

plural of “street” — a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

There's

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From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

titlenounUS /ˈtaɪtəl/

a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

triceverbUS /traɪs/

raise with a line

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

Twas

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From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

wanderéd

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From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

wedverbUS /wed/

take in marriage

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The markets blushed with fruits and flowers; (Both Memory and Hope!) You stopped and bought me at the stall, A spicy cantelope.

Wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

woundednounUS /ˈwuːndɪd/

people who are wounded

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading _Charles Battell Loomis._ AFTER R. H. STODDARD THE CANTELOPE SIDE by side in the crowded streets, Amid its ebb and flow, We walked together one autumn morn; (’Twas many years ago!)

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading And had he met Celestine, not a doubt but Cupid’s darts Would in a trice have wounded both of their fond, loving hearts; But he has never left New York to stray in foreign parts (Because he hasn’t the price).

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading And she has never left Paree and so, of course, you see There’s not the slightest chance at all she’ll marry Morris B. For love to get well started, really needs propinquity (Hence my title).

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading Now Baker was a lonesome youth and wanted to be wed, And for a wife, all over town he hunted, it is said; And up and down Fifth Avenue he ofttimes wanderéd (He was a peripatetic Baker, he was).

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