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A Parody Anthology

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of A Parody Anthology is here in full — 268 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.
FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.
Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.
Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.
Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.
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A Parody Anthology

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of A Parody Anthology is here in full — 268 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/53 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.
/θriː ˈtʃɪldrən ˈslaɪdɪŋ θriː ˈtʃɪldrən ˈslaɪdɪŋ ɑːn ðə aɪs ɔːl ɑːn ə ˈsʌmərz deɪ/
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FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.
Line 3
Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.
Line 4
Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.
Line 5
Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

caloric adjective US /kəˈlɔːrɪk/

relating to or associated with heat

From this reading “Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.”

commingled verb US /kɑːˈmɪŋɡəld/

past form of “commingle” — mix or blend

From this reading “Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.”

exceeding adjective US /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋ/

far beyond what is usual in magnitude or degree

From this reading “Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.”

partake verb US /pɑːrˈteɪk/

have some of the qualities or attributes of something

From this reading “Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.”

perils noun US /ˈperəlz/

plural of “peril” — a source of danger; a possibility of incurring loss or misfortune

From this reading “Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.”

seasons noun US /ˈsiːzənz/

plural of “season” — a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading “FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.”

sliding adjective US /ˈslaɪdɪŋ/

being a smooth continuous motion

From this reading “THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.”

summer's noun US /ˈsʌmərz/

possessive form of “summer” — the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

on the ice preposition + article + noun counted as “on … ice”

In this reading “THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.”

THREE CHILDREN noun + noun counted as “three child”

In this reading “THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

apparentadjectiveUS /əˈperənt/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

astonishedadjectiveUS /əˈstɑːnɪʃt/

filled with the emotional impact of overwhelming surprise or shock

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

autumnnounUS /ˈɔːtəm/

the season when the leaves fall from the trees

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

caloricadjectiveUS /kəˈlɔːrɪk/

relating to or associated with heat

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

CHILDRENnounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

commingledverbUS /kɑːˈmɪŋɡəld/

past form of “commingle” — mix or blend

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

decreeing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

drownedverbUS /draʊnd/

past form of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

exceedingadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋ/

far beyond what is usual in magnitude or degree

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

fatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

FellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

FOURnounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

GreateradjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtər/

greater in size or importance or degree

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

icenounUS /aɪs/

water frozen in the solid state

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

OverprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

partakeverbUS /pɑːrˈteɪk/

have some of the qualities or attributes of something

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

perilsnounUS /ˈperəlz/

plural of “peril” — a source of danger; a possibility of incurring loss or misfortune

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

rosyadjectiveUS /ˈroʊzi/

reflecting optimism

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

seasonsnounUS /ˈsiːzənz/

plural of “season” — a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

ShownverbUS /ʃoʊn/

inflected form of “show” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

sinnounUS /sɪn/

estrangement from god

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

sinfulnessnoun

estrangement from god

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

SLIDINGadjectiveUS /ˈslaɪdɪŋ/

being a smooth continuous motion

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

springnounUS /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

summernounUS /ˈsʌmər/

the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

summer'snounUS /ˈsʌmərz/

possessive form of “summer” — the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

SurelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

THREEnounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading THREE CHILDREN SLIDING —Three children sliding on the ice All on a summer’s day.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

versenounUS /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Three rosy children were sliding Over the ice in summer and—fate so decreeing, it happened— Fell through the ice and were drowned.

whereof

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Surely, I think, it is well to be good, and my mind is astonished At the exceeding sin of sinfulness, whereof the perils Shown in my verse are apparent.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Summer is hot and winter is cold, while the others partake in Greater or less degree of cold and caloric commingled.

winternounUS /ˈwɪntər/

the coldest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the winter solstice to the vernal equinox

From this reading FOUR are the names of the seasons—spring, summer, autumn, and winter.

Chapter 8 of A Parody Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells holds 268 sentences, grouped into 54 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of A Parody Anthology contain?

Chapter 8 holds 268 sentences of A Parody Anthology, unabridged, divided into 54 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of A Parody Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 268 sentences, grouped into 54 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 8 of A Parody Anthology?

Work through the 54 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Parodies
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Diversions
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Bayard
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Taylor
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