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A Parody Outline of History Wherein May Be
A Parody Outline of History Wherein May Be

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.
The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!
The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.
They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".
The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.
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A Parody Outline of History Wherein May Be

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of A Parody Outline of History Wherein May Be is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.
/ðə prəˈfesərz sʌn ənd ðə luːˈtenənt ɡoʊ tuː wʌn saɪd/
Line 2
The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!
Line 3
The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.
Line 4
They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".
/ðeɪ rɪˈlæks frʌm ðer ˈrɪdʒəd ˈpɑːstʃər ʌv əˈtenʃən/
Line 5
The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ease verb US /iːz/

move gently or carefully

From this reading “The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!”

kindly adjective US /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading “The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!”

Lieutenant noun US /luːˈtenənt/

a commissioned military officer

From this reading “The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.”

posture noun US /ˈpɑːstʃər/

the arrangement of the body and its limbs

From this reading “They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".”

Professor's noun US /prəˈfesərz/

possessive form of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading “The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.”

relax verb US /rɪˈlæks/

become less tense, rest, or take one's ease

From this reading “They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".”

rigid adjective US /ˈrɪdʒəd/

incapable of or resistant to bending

From this reading “They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".”

Thank verb US /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading “The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

easeverbUS /iːz/

move gently or carefully

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

Keating

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

LieutenantnounUS /luːˈtenənt/

a commissioned military officer

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

posturenounUS /ˈpɑːstʃər/

the arrangement of the body and its limbs

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

Professor'snounUS /prəˈfesərz/

possessive form of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

relaxverbUS /rɪˈlæks/

become less tense, rest, or take one's ease

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

rigidadjectiveUS /ˈrɪdʒəd/

incapable of or resistant to bending

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.

SonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

Streetcleaner's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.

ThankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They relax from their rigid posture of "attention".

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The Professor's Son and the Lieutenant go to one side.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the other two in a kindly manner)--At ease!

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The Lieutenant--(To the Professor's Son)--Keating, when we "go over", we--may--never come back, you know.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The Streetcleaner's Son--Thank you, sir.

Chapter 7 of A Parody Outline of History Wherein May Be by Donald Ogden Stewart holds 175 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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