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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice
A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter II

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"Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.
Let this thing go--you can't mend it.
Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.
We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.
I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.
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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.
Line 2
Let this thing go--you can't mend it.
Line 3
Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.
/ˈfɑːloʊ jɔːr oʊn ˈdɑːktrən ənd teɪk wʌt juː faɪnd/
Line 4
We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.
/wiː hæv ðə meɪ ˈweðər ɡʊd leɡz ənd ˈaʊər ˈtækəl ənd ðə brʊks ɑːr fʊl ʌv traʊt/
Line 5
I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bigger adjective US /ˈbɪɡər/

large or big relative to something else

From this reading “I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.”

brooks noun US /brʊks/

United States literary critic and historian (1886-1963)

From this reading “We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.”

deer noun US /dɪr/

distinguished from Bovidae by the male's having solid deciduous antlers

From this reading “I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.”

doctrine noun US /ˈdɑːktrən/

a belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school

From this reading “Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.”

mend verb US /mend/

restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading “Let this thing go--you can't mend it.”

tackle noun US /ˈtækəl/

the person who plays that position on a football team

From this reading “We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.”

trout noun US /traʊt/

flesh of any of several primarily freshwater game and food fishes

From this reading “We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.”

wretched adjective US /ˈretʃɪd/

of very poor quality or condition

From this reading “"Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

old man adjective + noun

a man who is very old

In this reading “"Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.”

All words in this reading · 56

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

biggeradjectiveUS /ˈbɪɡər/

large or big relative to something else

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

brooksnounUS /brʊks/

United States literary critic and historian (1886-1963)

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

changeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

deernounUS /dɪr/

distinguished from Bovidae by the male's having solid deciduous antlers

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

doctrinenounUS /ˈdɑːktrən/

a belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

FollowverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊ/

to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

mendverbUS /mend/

restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

tacklenounUS /ˈtækəl/

the person who plays that position on a football team

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

troutnounUS /traʊt/

flesh of any of several primarily freshwater game and food fishes

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

weathernounUS /ˈweðər/

the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation

From this reading We have the May weather, good legs, and our tackle, and the brooks are full of trout.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading I kill nothing bigger than fish, but if you want a change I'll show you where you can have a chance for deer.

wretchedadjectiveUS /ˈretʃɪd/

of very poor quality or condition

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Let this thing go--you can't mend it.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Follow your own doctrine, and take what you find.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading "Don't make yourself wretched about me, old man.

Chapter 2 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird holds 415 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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