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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice
A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter V

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"Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.
O yes, such a superior person as she is!
But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.
Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.
"What the deuce do you mean now?"
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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.
Line 2
O yes, such a superior person as she is!
/oʊ jes sʌtʃ ə suːˈpɪriər ˈpɜːrsən æz ʃiː ɪz/
Line 3
But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.
Line 4
Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.
Line 5
"What the deuce do you mean now?"
/wʌt ðə duːs duː juː miːn naʊ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

appreciative adjective US /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪv/

feeling or expressive of gratitude

From this reading “"Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.”

deuce noun US /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading “"What the deuce do you mean now?"”

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “"What the deuce do you mean now?"”

person noun US /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading “O yes, such a superior person as she is!”

suddenly adverb US /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading “Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.”

superior adjective US /suːˈpɪriər/

of high or superior quality or performance

From this reading “O yes, such a superior person as she is!”

turned adjective US /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading “Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.”

yes noun US /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “"Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

superior person adjective + noun

In this reading “O yes, such a superior person as she is!”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.

appreciativeadjectiveUS /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪv/

feeling or expressive of gratitude

From this reading "Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

deucenounUS /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading "What the deuce do you mean now?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "What the deuce do you mean now?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

Jane

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "What the deuce do you mean now?"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "What the deuce do you mean now?"

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

sisterlyadjective

like or characteristic of or befitting a sister

From this reading "Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

superioradjectiveUS /suːˈpɪriər/

of high or superior quality or performance

From this reading O yes, such a superior person as she is!

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "What the deuce do you mean now?"

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Jane is all very well in her way, but----" He turned on me suddenly.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes, and so sisterly and appreciative.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "What the deuce do you mean now?"

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But see here, Jim; that's not what you're here for.

Chapter 5 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird holds 437 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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