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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice
A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter VI

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This thing must stop.
I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.
We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.
Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.
It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.
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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice is here in full — 395 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
This thing must stop.
/ðɪs θɪŋ mʌst stɑːp/
Line 2
I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.
/aɪ wɪl hæv tuː æsk ðə ˈprɪn.ses ɪf ʃiː wɑːnts ˈaʊər ˈhʌmbəl əˈboʊd tuː biː ə haʊs ʌv ˈmɔːrnɪŋ mʌtʃ ˈlɔːŋɡər/
Line 3
We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.
/wiː maɪt əˈkɑːmədeɪt hɜːr ɪn ðæt rɪˈspekt fɔːr əˈnʌðər mʌnθ ɔːr tuː bʌt nɑːt ˈpɜːrmənəntli/
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Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.
Line 5
It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.
/ɪt ɔːt nɑːt tuː biː enˈkɜːrɪdʒd nɔːr jet əˈlaʊd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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abode noun US /əˈboʊd/

any address at which you dwell more than temporarily

From this reading “I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.”

accommodate verb US /əˈkɑːmədeɪt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading “We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.”

discord noun US /ˈdɪskɔːrd/

lack of agreement or harmony

From this reading “Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.”

encouraged adjective US /enˈkɜːrɪdʒd/

inspired with confidence

From this reading “It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.”

harmonies noun US /ˈhɑːrməniz/

plural of “harmony” — compatibility in opinion and action

From this reading “Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.”

jangled verb US /ˈdʒæŋɡəld/

past form of “jangle” — make a sound typical of metallic objects

From this reading “Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.”

mourning noun US /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

state of sorrow over the death or departure of a loved one

From this reading “I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.”

permanently adverb US /ˈpɜːrmənəntli/

for a long time without essential change

From this reading “We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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domestic arrangements adjective + noun counted as “domestic arrangement”

In this reading “Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.”

humble abode adjective + noun

In this reading “I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

abodenounUS /əˈboʊd/

any address at which you dwell more than temporarily

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

accommodateverbUS /əˈkɑːmədeɪt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

arrangementsnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒmənts/

plural of “arrangement” — the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

bellsnounUS /belz/

plural of “bell” — a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

discordnounUS /ˈdɪskɔːrd/

lack of agreement or harmony

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

encouragedadjectiveUS /enˈkɜːrɪdʒd/

inspired with confidence

From this reading It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

harmoniesnounUS /ˈhɑːrməniz/

plural of “harmony” — compatibility in opinion and action

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.

jangledverbUS /ˈdʒæŋɡəld/

past form of “jangle” — make a sound typical of metallic objects

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

LoversnounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

monthnounUS /mʌnθ/

one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

mourningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

state of sorrow over the death or departure of a loved one

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading This thing must stop.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

permanentlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrmənəntli/

for a long time without essential change

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

PrincessnounUS /ˈprɪn.ses/

The daughter of a monarch; a female member of a royal family.

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

respectnounUS /rɪˈspekt/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

selfishadjectiveUS /ˈselfɪʃ/

concerned chiefly or only with yourself and your advantage to the exclusion of others

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading This thing must stop.

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading This thing must stop.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This thing must stop.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

upsetverbUS /əpˈset/

disturb the balance or stability of

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We might accommodate her in that respect for another month or two, but not permanently.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I will have to ask the Princess if she wants our humble abode to be a house of mourning much longer.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading It ought not to be encouraged, nor yet allowed.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Lovers are so selfish: they don't care if they upset all your domestic arrangements, and spoil your harmonies with the discord of their sweet bells jangled.

Chapter 6 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird holds 395 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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