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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice
A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter IX

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"Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.
I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.
I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.
As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.
She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."
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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice is here in full — 416 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.
/jes bʌt ðɪs aɪˈdiːlaɪzɪŋ ˈfækəlti ɪz ə ˈveri ˈjuːsfəl wʌn tuː hæv/
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I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.
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I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.
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As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.
/æz juː seɪ ðə ˈtendər ˈpæʃən ɪz ˈmɪrli ə spɑːrk strʌk baɪ ðə flɪnt ʌv ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti ɑːn ðə stiːl ʌv dɪˈzaɪər ənd fɔːr ðə rest juː kæn enˈrɪtʃ hɜːr ˈpræktəkəl ˈneɪtɪv ˈvɜːrtʃuːz wɪð ðə ˈɡoʊldən hjuːz ʌv jɔːr ˌɪmædʒəˈneɪʃən/
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She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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beets noun US /biːts/

plural of “beet” — biennial Eurasian plant usually having a swollen edible root; widely cultivated as a food crop

From this reading “I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.”

boarding noun US /ˈbɔːrdɪŋ/

the act of passengers and crew getting aboard a ship or aircraft

From this reading “She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."”

congratulate verb US /kənˈɡrætʃəleɪt/

say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading “I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.”

enrich verb US /enˈrɪtʃ/

make better or improve in quality

From this reading “As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.”

farms noun US /fɑːrmz/

plural of “farm” — workplace consisting of farm buildings and cultivated land as a unit

From this reading “I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.”

flint noun US /flɪnt/

a hard kind of stone; a form of silica more opaque than chalcedony

From this reading “As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.”

hues noun US /hjuːz/

plural of “hue” — the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength

From this reading “As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.”

idealizing verb US /aɪˈdiːlaɪzɪŋ/

-ing form of “idealize” — consider or render as ideal

From this reading “"Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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boarding school noun + noun

a private school where students are lodged and fed as well as taught

In this reading “She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."”

golden hues adjective + noun counted as “golden hue”

In this reading “As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.”

tender passion adjective + noun

In this reading “As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

beetsnounUS /biːts/

plural of “beet” — biennial Eurasian plant usually having a swollen edible root; widely cultivated as a food crop

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

Blowsalinda

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From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

boardingnounUS /ˈbɔːrdɪŋ/

the act of passengers and crew getting aboard a ship or aircraft

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

cityfiedadjective

being or having the customs or manners or dress of a city person

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

congratulateverbUS /kənˈɡrætʃəleɪt/

say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.

contentnounUS /ˈkɑːntent/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

damsels

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From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

DesirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.

enrichverbUS /enˈrɪtʃ/

make better or improve in quality

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

facultynounUS /ˈfækəlti/

one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

farmsnounUS /fɑːrmz/

plural of “farm” — workplace consisting of farm buildings and cultivated land as a unit

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

flintnounUS /flɪnt/

a hard kind of stone; a form of silica more opaque than chalcedony

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

goldenadjectiveUS /ˈɡoʊldən/

having the deep slightly brownish color of gold

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

heartilyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrtəli/

with gusto and without reservation

From this reading I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

hillnounUS /hɪl/

a local and well-defined elevation of the land

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

huesnounUS /hjuːz/

plural of “hue” — the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

idealizingverbUS /aɪˈdiːlaɪzɪŋ/

-ing form of “idealize” — consider or render as ideal

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

imaginationnounUS /ˌɪmædʒəˈneɪʃən/

the formation of a mental image of something that is not perceived as real and is not present to the senses

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I congratulate you, Jim: I do, heartily.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

OpportunitynounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

passionnounUS /ˈpæʃən/

a strong feeling or emotion

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

She'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

sparknounUS /spɑːrk/

a momentary flash of light

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

steelnounUS /stiːl/

an alloy of iron with small amounts of carbon; widely used in construction; mechanical properties can be varied over a wide range

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

suitverbUS /suːt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

tenderadjectiveUS /ˈtendər/

given to sympathy or gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

termnounUS /tɜːrm/

a word or expression used for some particular thing

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

usefuladjectiveUS /ˈjuːsfəl/

being of use or service

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

virtuesnounUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes, but this idealizing faculty is a very useful one to have.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I see you must have found a Blowsalinda on some of these hill farms:--why, man, you're as red as her father's beets.

you've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She'll suit you just as well as any of these proud cityfied damsels--after you've sent her a term or two to boarding school; and she'll be more content to stay up here than the city girl would."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading As you say, the tender passion is merely a spark struck by the flint of Opportunity on the steel of Desire; and for the rest, you can enrich her practical native virtues with the golden hues of your imagination.

Chapter 9 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird holds 416 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 9 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice contain?

Chapter 9 holds 416 sentences of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 9 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 416 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 9 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice?

Work through the 84 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 84 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 9 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 9 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Common questions about reading A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice?

Yes. All 4168 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #26847 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #26847, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does A Pessimist in Theory and Practice take to read?

About 347 minutes of reading across 834 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read A Pessimist in Theory and Practice section by section

How to work through A Pessimist in Theory and Practice section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 10 chapters of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Words and structures a reader meets early in A Pessimist in Theory and Practice, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Theory
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Practice
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Robert
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Timsol
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.