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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice
A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

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"Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.
You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.
Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.
Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."
"O, you may hear most of it.
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A Pessimist in Theory and Practice

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.
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You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.
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Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.
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Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."
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"O, you may hear most of it.
/oʊ juː meɪ hiːr moʊst ʌv ɪt/

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belongs verb US /bɪˈlɔːŋz/

third-person singular of “belong” — be owned by; be in the possession of

From this reading “Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."”

comprehend verb US /ˌkɑːmpriˈhend/

get the meaning of something

From this reading “Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.”

pans noun US /pænz/

plural of “pan” — cooking utensil consisting of a wide metal vessel

From this reading “You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.”

serenade noun US /ˌserəˈneɪd/

a musical composition in several movements; has no fixed form

From this reading “You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.”

soothed verb US /suːðd/

past form of “soothe” — give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading “"Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.”

tin noun US /tɪn/

a silvery malleable metallic element that resists corrosion; used in many alloys and to coat other metals to prevent corrosion; obtained chiefly from cassiterite where it occurs as tin oxide

From this reading “You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.”

tries noun US /traɪz/

plural of “try” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading “Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.”

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delicate attention adjective + noun

In this reading “You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

belongsverbUS /bɪˈlɔːŋz/

third-person singular of “belong” — be owned by; be in the possession of

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

BrothernounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

catchverbUS /kætʃ/

discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

Clarice

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

comprehendverbUS /ˌkɑːmpriˈhend/

get the meaning of something

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

delicateadjectiveUS /ˈdeləkət/

exquisitely fine and subtle and pleasing; susceptible to injury

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

dutynounUS /ˈduːti/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

fish-horns

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

Hartman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading "O, you may hear most of it.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

Mabel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading "O, you may hear most of it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

melancholynounUS /ˈmelənkɑːli/

a feeling of thoughtful sadness

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading "O, you may hear most of it.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

nervesnounUS /nɜːrvz/

an uneasy psychological state

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

nutmeg-grater

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "O, you may hear most of it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

pansnounUS /pænz/

plural of “pan” — cooking utensil consisting of a wide metal vessel

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

peculiaradjectiveUS /pəˈkjuːljər/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

serenadenounUS /ˌserəˈneɪd/

a musical composition in several movements; has no fixed form

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

shareverbUS /ʃer/

have in common

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

soothedverbUS /suːðd/

past form of “soothe” — give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

tinnounUS /tɪn/

a silvery malleable metallic element that resists corrosion; used in many alloys and to coat other metals to prevent corrosion; obtained chiefly from cassiterite where it occurs as tin oxide

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

tonenounUS /toʊn/

the quality of a person's voice

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

triesnounUS /traɪz/

plural of “try” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Well, what does Mr. Hartman say?--Don't tell me anything that is private, or belongs to Clarice alone."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes, soothed her nerves as with a nutmeg-grater, no doubt.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You will serenade her next with tin pans and fish-horns, and think that a delicate attention.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Brother, Clarice does not share your peculiar view of humor, nor do I. Mabel tries to comprehend it and to catch your tone, as is her melancholy duty; but it is hard work for her.

Chapter 10 of A Pessimist in Theory and Practice by Frederic Mayer Bird holds 414 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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