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A Planet Named Joe

Chapter I

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_There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.
Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.
I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.
For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.
He might even have picked a Captain.
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A Planet Named Joe

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Planet Named Joe is here in full — 593 sentences across 119 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/118 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.
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Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.
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I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.
/aɪ ˈheɪtəd hɪz ɡʌts ˈevər sɪns wiː went θruː ðə əˈkæd.ə.mi təˈɡeðər bʌt hiː hæd ə ɡreɪt sens ʌv ˈhjuːmər/
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For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.
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He might even have picked a Captain.
/hiː maɪt ˈiːvɪn hæv pɪkt ə ˈkæptən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Academy noun US /əˈkæd.ə.mi/

A place of study or training in a special field of knowledge and arts.

From this reading “I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.”

guts noun US /ɡʌts/

fortitude and determination

From this reading “I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.”

madness noun US /ˈmædnəs/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading “Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.”

planet noun US /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading “Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.”

Polk noun US /poʊk/

11th President of the United States; his expansionism led to the Mexican War and the annexation of California and much of the southwest (1795-1849)

From this reading “Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.”

scan verb US /skæn/

examine minutely or intensely

From this reading “Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.”

Venus noun US /ˈviːnəs/

the second nearest planet to the sun

From this reading “_There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

For example preposition + noun

as an example

In this reading “For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.”

went through verb + particle counted as “go through”

undergo or live through a difficult experience

In this reading “I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

AcademynounUS /əˈkæd.ə.mi/

A place of study or training in a special field of knowledge and arts.

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading He might even have picked a Captain.

chosennounUS /ˈtʃoʊzən/

one who is the object of choice; who is given preference

From this reading For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading He might even have picked a Captain.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

gutsnounUS /ɡʌts/

fortitude and determination

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

guynounUS /ɡaɪ/

an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

hatedadjectiveUS /ˈheɪtəd/

treated with dislike or contempt

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.

Joe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

Joes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

Looie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.

madnessnounUS /ˈmædnəs/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

methodnounUS /ˈmeθəd/

a way of doing something, especially a systematic way; implies an orderly logical arrangement (usually in steps)

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading He might even have picked a Captain.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

murder-madness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

namedverbUS /neɪmd/

past form of “name” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

orderedadjectiveUS /ˈɔːrdərd/

having a systematic arrangement; especially having elements succeeding in order according to rule

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading He might even have picked a Captain.

planetnounUS /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

PolknounUS /poʊk/

11th President of the United States; his expansionism led to the Mexican War and the annexation of California and much of the southwest (1795-1849)

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

ray-gun

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

scanverbUS /skæn/

examine minutely or intensely

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

SecondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading For example, he could have chosen a Second Looie for the job on Venus.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

shakeverbUS /ʃeɪk/

move or cause to move back and forth

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

VenusnounUS /ˈviːnəs/

the second nearest planet to the sun

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

Walsh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

Walsh's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I hated his guts ever since we went through the Academy together, but he had a great sense of humor.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Perhaps there was method in Colonel Walsh's madness--murder-madness--when he ordered Major Polk to scan the planet for a guy named Joe._ Colonel Walsh had a great sense of humor.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _There were more Joes on Venus than you could shake a ray-gun at.

Chapter 1 of A Planet Named Joe by Evan Hunter holds 593 sentences, grouped into 119 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Venus
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Shake
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Ray-gun
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Perhaps
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