Complete classic literature • Five-line readings • Clear US narration
VELMORA ACADEMY
Academy of Archival Languages & Memory Studies
Menu Close
A Satire Anthology
A Satire Anthology

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of A Satire Anthology is here in full — 274 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Cover illustration for A Satire Anthology
Context Illustration Reading 1/54 · 5 lines
English subtitles · tap any word to listen 1 / 5
Well,” says Father Molloy, if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”
I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” Tut, tut,” says the priest, you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”
Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin that blackguard Malone.
But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!
So, _now_ for your blessin’, sweet Father Molloy!”
0:00 / 0:00
Speed 0.75x
AI-generated narration by OpenAI · Slow US English
LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Satire Anthology

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of A Satire Anthology is here in full — 274 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/54 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”
Line 2
I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”
Line 3
Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparinthat blackguard Malone.
Line 4
But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!
Line 5
So, _now_ for your blessin’, sweet Father Molloy!”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

forgiveness noun US /fərˈɡɪvnəs/

compassionate feelings that support a willingness to forgive

From this reading ““I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.””

hone verb US /hoʊn/

sharpen with a hone

Malone noun US /məˈloʊn/

English scholar remembered for his chronology of Shakespeare's plays and his editions of Shakespeare and Dryden (1741-1812)

From this reading ““I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.””

ne'er adverb US /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

newly adverb US /ˈnuːli/

very recently

From this reading ““Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.””

Paddy noun US /ˈpædi/

(ethnic slur) offensive term for a person of Irish descent

From this reading ““Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.”

repentance noun US /rɪˈpentəns/

remorse for your past conduct

From this reading ““I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.””

tut verb US /tʌt/

utter “tsk,” “tut,” or “tut-tut,” as in disapproval

From this reading ““I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

leave off verb + particle

come to an end, stop or cease

In this reading ““Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.””

bad man adjective + noun

In this reading ““I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.””

with a groan preposition + article + noun counted as “with … groan”

In this reading ““I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.””

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading ““Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.”

All words in this reading · 93

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

blackguardverb

subject to laughter or ridicule

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

blessin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So, _now_ for your blessin’, sweet Father Molloy!”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

comparin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

contentnounUS /ˈkɑːntent/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

desthroy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

enemiesnounUS /ˈenəmiz/

plural of “enemy” — an opposing military force

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

ev'rybody

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

ExceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

FathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

forgiveverbUS /fərˈɡɪv/

stop blaming or grant forgiveness

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

forgivenessnounUS /fərˈɡɪvnəs/

compassionate feelings that support a willingness to forgive

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

groannounUS /ɡroʊn/

an utterance expressing pain or disapproval

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

honeverbUS /hoʊn/

sharpen with a hone

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

MalonenounUS /məˈloʊn/

English scholar remembered for his chronology of Shakespeare's plays and his editions of Shakespeare and Dryden (1741-1812)

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

McCabe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

Micky

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

Molloy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

murdher

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

ne'eradverbUS /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

newlyadverbUS /ˈnuːli/

very recently

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading So, _now_ for your blessin’, sweet Father Molloy!”

Och

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

pacenounUS /peɪs/

the rate of moving (especially walking or running)

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

PaddynounUS /ˈpædi/

(ethnic slur) offensive term for a person of Irish descent

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

PatverbUS /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

Poo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

press'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

priestnounUS /priːst/

a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

promiseverbUS /ˈprɑːməs/

make a promise or commitment

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

repentancenounUS /rɪˈpentəns/

remorse for your past conduct

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

ReverenceverbUS /ˈrevərəns/

regard with feelings of respect and reverence; consider hallowed or exalted or be in awe of

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

sentencenounUS /ˈsentəns/

a string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

sinsnounUS /sɪnz/

plural of “sin” — estrangement from god

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

surelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading So, _now_ for your blessin’, sweet Father Molloy!”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

trulyadverbUS /ˈtruːli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

TutverbUS /tʌt/

utter “tsk,” “tut,” or “tut-tut,” as in disapproval

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

uglyadjectiveUS /ˈʌɡli/

displeasing to the senses

From this reading But since I’m hard press’d, and that I _must_ forgive, I forgive, if I die--but as sure as I live That ugly blackguard I will surely desthroy!

vagabone

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

wondher

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “Poo!” says Paddy McCabe, “that’s a very hard case-- With your Reverence and heaven I’m content to make pace; But with heaven and your Reverence I wondher--_Och hone_-- You would think of comparin’ that blackguard Malone.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

You'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I forgive ev’rybody,” says Pat, with a groan, “Except that big vagabone Micky Malone; And him I will murdher if ever I can--” “Tut, tut,” says the priest, “you’re a very bad man; For without your forgiveness, and also repentance, You’ll ne’er go to heaven, and that is my sentence.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Well,” says Father Molloy, “if your sins I forgive, So you must forgive all your enemies truly; And promise me also that, if you should live, You’ll leave off your old tricks, and begin to live newly.”

Chapter 5 of A Satire Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells holds 274 sentences, grouped into 55 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of A Satire Anthology contain?

Chapter 5 holds 274 sentences of A Satire Anthology, unabridged, divided into 55 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of A Satire Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 274 sentences, grouped into 55 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of A Satire Anthology?

Work through the 55 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 55 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 5 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading A Satire Anthology

Common questions about reading A Satire Anthology by Carolyn [Compiler] Wells on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of A Satire Anthology?

Yes. All 2646 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #47528 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of A Satire Anthology is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #47528, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does A Satire Anthology take to read?

About 220 minutes of reading across 530 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read A Satire Anthology section by section

How to work through A Satire Anthology section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 10 chapters of A Satire Anthology to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in A Satire Anthology

Words and structures a reader meets early in A Satire Anthology, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Satire
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Satire Anthology; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Polished
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Satire Anthology; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Razor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Satire Anthology; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Wound
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Satire Anthology; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.