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A Strange, Sad Comedy

Chapter I

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AUTHOR OF THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.
THE DE VINNE PRESS.
One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading The Spectator in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.
The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.
The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Strange, Sad Comedy

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Strange, Sad Comedy is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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AUTHOR OFTHE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.
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THE DE VINNE PRESS.
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One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly readingThe Spectatorin the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.
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The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.
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The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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combed adjective US /koʊmd/

(of hair) made tidy with a comb

From this reading “The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.”

invincible adjective US /ˌɪnˈvɪnsəbəl/

incapable of being overcome or subdued

From this reading “The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.”

mustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.”

placidly adverb US /ˈplæsɪdli/

in a quiet and tranquil manner

From this reading “One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.”

rumors noun US /ˈruːmərz/

plural of “rumor” — gossip (usually a mixture of truth and untruth) passed around by word of mouth

From this reading “The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.”

shaven adjective US /ˈʃeɪvən/

having the beard or hair cut off close to the skin

From this reading “The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.”

Spectator noun US /ˈspekteɪtər/

a close observer; someone who looks at something (such as an exhibition of some kind)

From this reading “One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.”

sprightly adjective US /ˈspraɪtli/

full of spirit and vitality

From this reading “AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

white hair noun + noun

In this reading “The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.”

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1864

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From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

Archibald

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From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

bristlyadjective

very irritable

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

Bulwer's

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From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

cheese-box

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From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

CHILDRENnounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

combedadjectiveUS /koʊmd/

(of hair) made tidy with a comb

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

Corbin

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From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

DEnounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading THE DE VINNE PRESS.

DESTINYnounUS /ˈdestəni/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

disturbedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɜːrbd/

having the place or position changed

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

ETC

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From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

hair-dressing

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From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

HallnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

heroesnounUS /ˈhɪroʊz/

plural of “hero” — a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

invincibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈvɪnsəbəl/

incapable of being overcome or subdued

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

JARVIS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

librarynounUS /ˈlaɪbreriː/

a room where books are kept

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

LITTLEadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

MAIDnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

MARIANadjectiveUS /ˈmeriən/

of or relating to or venerating the Virgin Mary

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

MARSAC

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From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

mustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

NovembernounUS /noʊˈvembər/

the month following October and preceding December

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

OTHERadjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

paleadjectiveUS /peɪl/

very light colored; highly diluted with white

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

placiditynoun

a feeling of calmness; a quiet and undisturbed feeling

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

placidlyadverbUS /ˈplæsɪdli/

in a quiet and tranquil manner

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

PRESSverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading THE DE VINNE PRESS.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

ROMANCEnounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

rumorsnounUS /ˈruːmərz/

plural of “rumor” — gossip (usually a mixture of truth and untruth) passed around by word of mouth

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

shabbyadjectiveUS /ˈʃæbi/

showing signs of wear and tear

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

shavenadjectiveUS /ˈʃeɪvən/

having the beard or hair cut off close to the skin

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

SpectatornounUS /ˈspekteɪtər/

a close observer; someone who looks at something (such as an exhibition of some kind)

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

SPRIGHTLYadjectiveUS /ˈspraɪtli/

full of spirit and vitality

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

STORIESnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

stylenounUS /staɪl/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

sunnyadjectiveUS /ˈsʌni/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading AUTHOR OF “THE SPRIGHTLY ROMANCE OF MARSAC,” “CHILDREN OF DESTINY,” “MAID MARIAN AND OTHER STORIES” “LITTLE JARVIS,” ETC.

VINNE

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From this reading THE DE VINNE PRESS.

VirginianounUS /vərˈdʒɪnjə/

a state in the eastern United States; one of the original 13 colonies; one of the Confederate States in the American Civil War

From this reading One sunny November day, in 1864, Colonel Archibald Corbin sat placidly reading “The Spectator” in the shabby old library at Corbin Hall, in Virginia.

warsnounUS /wɔːrz/

plural of “war” — the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading The Colonel had a fine, pale old face, clean shaven, except for a bristly, white mustache, and his white hair, which was rather long, was combed back in the fashion of the days when Bulwer’s heroes set the style for hair-dressing.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The Colonel--who was no more a colonel than he was a cheese-box--had an invincible placidity, which could not be disturbed by wars or rumors of wars.

Chapter 1 of A Strange, Sad Comedy by Molly Elliot Seawell holds 432 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of A Strange, Sad Comedy contain?

Chapter 1 holds 432 sentences of A Strange, Sad Comedy, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of A Strange, Sad Comedy by Molly Elliot Seawell exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 432 sentences, grouped into 87 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of A Strange, Sad Comedy?

Work through the 87 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 87 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Questions about reading A Strange, Sad Comedy

Common questions about reading A Strange, Sad Comedy by Molly Elliot Seawell on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of A Strange, Sad Comedy?

Yes. All 2591 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #67659 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of A Strange, Sad Comedy is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #67659, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does A Strange, Sad Comedy take to read?

About 215 minutes of reading across 519 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in A Strange, Sad Comedy

Words and structures a reader meets early in A Strange, Sad Comedy, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Author
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Sprightly
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Romance
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Marsac
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