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A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

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And Queen Bess sat down.
We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.
And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.
And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.
Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.
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A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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And Queen Bess sat down.
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We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.
/wiː eɪt ənd dræŋk ənd læft tɪl ˈsevən əˈklɑːk ðæt ˈiːvnɪŋ/
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And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.
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And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.
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Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ate noun US /eɪt/

goddess of criminal rashness and its punishment

From this reading “We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.”

crazy adjective US /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.”

drank verb US /dræŋk/

inflected form of “drink” — take in liquids

From this reading “We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.”

drunk adjective US /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading “And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.”

muster verb US /ˈmʌstər/

gather or bring together

From this reading “And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.”

profane adjective US /proʊˈfeɪn/

characterized by profanity or cursing

From this reading “And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.”

swore verb US /swɔːr/

inflected form of “swear” — utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading “Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.”

trooper noun US /ˈtruːpər/

a soldier in a motorized army unit

From this reading “Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And Queen Bess sat down.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

atenounUS /eɪt/

goddess of criminal rashness and its punishment

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

Bess

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And Queen Bess sat down.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading And Queen Bess sat down.

drankverbUS /dræŋk/

inflected form of “drink” — take in liquids

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

drunkadjectiveUS /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

musterverbUS /ˈmʌstər/

gather or bring together

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading And that no one got drunk except Queen Bess.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

profaneadjectiveUS /proʊˈfeɪn/

characterized by profanity or cursing

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

QueennounUS /kwiːn/

the only fertile female in a colony of social insects such as bees and ants and termites; its function is to lay eggs

From this reading And Queen Bess sat down.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading And Queen Bess sat down.

sevennounUS /ˈsevən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

sworeverbUS /swɔːr/

inflected form of “swear” — utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

troopernounUS /ˈtruːpər/

a soldier in a motorized army unit

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We ate and drank and laughed till seven o'clock that evening.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I remember that not one of the twenty men present used a profane word during this time; not one of them did or said anything that wouldn't have passed muster in his own home, if he had one.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, Queen Bess in her black dress got very drunk and swore like a trooper and laughed like a crazy child.

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