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A Topsy-Turvy Christmas
A Topsy-Turvy Christmas

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas is here in full — 453 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.
Better patronize me.
It’s necessary, I assure you.
ALICE--No, indeed.
DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Topsy-Turvy Christmas

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas is here in full — 453 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.
Line 2
Better patronize me.
/ˈbetər ˈpeɪtrənaɪz miː/
Line 3
It’s necessary, I assure you.
Line 4
ALICE--No, indeed.
Line 5
DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assure verb US /əˈʃʊr/

make certain of

From this reading “It’s necessary, I assure you.”

indeed adverb US /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading “ALICE--No, indeed.”

Ma'am noun US /mæm/

a woman of refinement

necessary adjective US /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading “It’s necessary, I assure you.”

patronize verb US /ˈpeɪtrənaɪz/

assume sponsorship of

From this reading “Better patronize me.”

sing verb US /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading “DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.”

song noun US /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading “DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.”

work verb US /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading “DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.”

All words in this reading · 25

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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ALICE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ALICE--No, indeed.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

assureverbUS /əˈʃʊr/

make certain of

From this reading It’s necessary, I assure you.

BetteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading Better patronize me.

DERF

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It’s necessary, I assure you.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading ALICE--No, indeed.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s necessary, I assure you.

Ma'amnounUS /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.

MANnounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Better patronize me.

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading It’s necessary, I assure you.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading ALICE--No, indeed.

patronizeverbUS /ˈpeɪtrənaɪz/

assume sponsorship of

From this reading Better patronize me.

singverbUS /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

songnounUS /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

SPANKETY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.

spoil'em

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

Tumnoun

an enlarged and muscular saclike organ of the alimentary canal; the principal organ of digestion

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading It’s necessary, I assure you.

You'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SPANKETY MAN--You’ll spoil’em, Ma’am, spoil’em.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DERF--Tum, sing your song, and get to work.

Chapter 2 of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas by Elizabeth F. (Elizabeth Frances) Guptill holds 453 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas contain?

Chapter 2 holds 453 sentences of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas, unabridged, divided into 91 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas by Elizabeth F. (Elizabeth Frances) Guptill exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 453 sentences, grouped into 91 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas?

Work through the 91 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading A Topsy-Turvy Christmas

Common questions about reading A Topsy-Turvy Christmas by Elizabeth F. (Elizabeth Frances) Guptill on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas?

Yes. All 945 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #59605 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #59605, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does A Topsy-Turvy Christmas take to read?

About 78 minutes of reading across 189 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in A Topsy-Turvy Christmas

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Ebook
A word that appears in the opening chapter of A Topsy-Turvy Christmas; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Dedicated
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Friend
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Colleague
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