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A Touch of E Flat

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Touch of E Flat is here in full — 453 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!
Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.
Well, it's been rather noisy around here.
From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.
But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

A Touch of E Flat

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of A Touch of E Flat is here in full — 453 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!
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Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.
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Well, it's been rather noisy around here.
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From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.
/frʌm ðə ˈveri bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ ɪt hæd bɪn maɪ ˌɪnˈtentʃən tuː raɪt ðɪs əˈkaʊnt/
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But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Cooling noun US /ˈkuːlɪŋ/

the process of becoming cooler; a falling temperature

From this reading “Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!”

Luke's noun US /luːks/

possessive form of “luke” — (New Testament) the Apostle closely associated with St. Paul and traditionally assumed to be the author of the third Gospel

From this reading “But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.”

Memorial noun US /məˈmɔːriəl/

a recognition of meritorious service

From this reading “But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.”

noisy adjective US /ˈnɔɪzi/

full of or characterized by loud and nonmusical sounds

From this reading “Well, it's been rather noisy around here.”

Recuperating verb US /rɪˈkuːpəreɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “recuperate” — regain or make up for

From this reading “But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.”

residing verb US /rɪˈzaɪdɪŋ/

-ing form of “reside” — make one's home in a particular place or community

From this reading “But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.”

resounding adjective US /riˈsaʊndɪŋ/

characterized by resonance

From this reading “Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.”

surveillance noun US /sərˈveɪləns/

close observation of a person or group (usually by the police)

From this reading “But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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go down verb + adjective

move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way

In this reading “Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.”

around here preposition + adverb

In this reading “Well, it's been rather noisy around here.”

get the chance verb + article + noun counted as “get … chance”

In this reading “Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.”

few people adjective + noun

In this reading “Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.”

very beginning adjective + noun

In this reading “From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

anyonepronounUS /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

CoolingnounUS /ˈkuːlɪŋ/

the process of becoming cooler; a falling temperature

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

crashverbUS /kræʃ/

fall or come down violently

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

gunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

harmless-looking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

HospitalnounUS /ˈhɑːspɪtəl/

a health facility where patients receive treatment

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

intentionnounUS /ˌɪnˈtentʃən/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

Luke'snounUS /luːks/

possessive form of “luke” — (New Testament) the Apostle closely associated with St. Paul and traditionally assumed to be the author of the third Gospel

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

MemorialnounUS /məˈmɔːriəl/

a recognition of meritorious service

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

MostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

noisyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔɪzi/

full of or characterized by loud and nonmusical sounds

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

pistolnounUS /ˈpɪstəl/

a firearm that is held and fired with one hand

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

RecuperatingverbUS /rɪˈkuːpəreɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “recuperate” — regain or make up for

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

residingverbUS /rɪˈzaɪdɪŋ/

-ing form of “reside” — make one's home in a particular place or community

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

resoundingadjectiveUS /riˈsaʊndɪŋ/

characterized by resonance

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

St

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

surveillancenounUS /sərˈveɪləns/

close observation of a person or group (usually by the police)

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

WardnounUS /wɔːrd/

a person who is under the protection or in the custody of another

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

WarningnounUS /ˈwɔːrnɪŋ/

a message informing of danger

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

weaponnounUS /ˈwepən/

any instrument or instrumentality used in fighting or hunting

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, it's been rather noisy around here.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading But I certainly hadn't intended to write it while residing under police surveillance in the Recuperating Ward of St. Luke's Memorial Hospital.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading From the very beginning, it had been my intention to write this account.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading Most people can find something wrong with the world, and some make a practice of it, but few people ever get the chance to do something about it--and those few usually go down in history with a resounding crash.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Warning: never let anyone point any weapon at you; even something as harmless-looking as a water pistol--it may be a Cooling gun!

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