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Abaft the Funnel

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Abaft the Funnel is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?
The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.
"How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.
The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.
"Incomprehensible!" says the civilian.
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Abaft the Funnel

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Abaft the Funnel is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?
/hæv juː ˈevər felt ðæt ˈmædənɪŋ sens ʌv ˌɪnˈkɑːmpətəns wɪtʃ ˈfɑːloʊz ɑːn ˈwɑːtʃɪŋ ðə wɜːrk ʌv əˈnʌðər mænz ˈɔːfɪs/
Line 2
The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.
Line 3
"How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.
Line 4
The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.
/ðə ˈbʌdɪŋ ˈɔːfəsər kæn ərˈeɪndʒ fɔːr ðə ˈmuːvmənts ʌv tuː ˈhʌndrəd men əˈkrɔːs ˈkʌntri/
Line 5
"Incomprehensible!" says the civilian.
/ˌɪŋkɑːmprəˈhensɪbəl sez ðə səˈvɪljən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

asks verb US /æsks/

third-person singular of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “"How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.”

budding noun US /ˈbʌdɪŋ/

reproduction of some unicellular organisms (such as yeasts) by growth and specialization followed by the separation by constriction of a part of the parent

From this reading “The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.”

civilian noun US /səˈvɪljən/

a nonmilitary citizen

From this reading “The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.”

files noun US /faɪlz/

plural of “file” — a set of related records (either written or electronic) kept together

From this reading “The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.”

incompetence noun US /ˌɪnˈkɑːmpətəns/

lack of physical or intellectual ability or qualifications

From this reading “Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?”

Incomprehensible adjective US /ˌɪŋkɑːmprəˈhensɪbəl/

incapable of being explained or accounted for

From this reading “"Incomprehensible!" says the civilian.”

maddening adjective US /ˈmædənɪŋ/

extremely annoying or displeasing

From this reading “Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?”

pending adjective US /ˈpendɪŋ/

awaiting conclusion or confirmation

From this reading “The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

two hundred noun + noun

being ten more than one hundred ninety

In this reading “The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.”

at home preposition + noun

a reception held in your own home

In this reading “The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.”

hundred men noun + noun

In this reading “The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.”

across country preposition + noun

In this reading “The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.”

arrange for verb + particle

In this reading “The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.”

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “"How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.”

military man noun + noun

someone who serves in the armed forces; a member of a military force

In this reading “"How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.”

files of verb + particle counted as “file of”

In this reading “The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

arrangeverbUS /ərˈeɪndʒ/

put into a proper or systematic order

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

asksverbUS /æsks/

third-person singular of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

buddingnounUS /ˈbʌdɪŋ/

reproduction of some unicellular organisms (such as yeasts) by growth and specialization followed by the separation by constriction of a part of the parent

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

casesnounUS /ˈkeɪsəz/

plural of “case” — an occurrence of something

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

civiliannounUS /səˈvɪljən/

a nonmilitary citizen

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

despatch-boxes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

filesnounUS /faɪlz/

plural of “file” — a set of related records (either written or electronic) kept together

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

incompetencenounUS /ˌɪnˈkɑːmpətəns/

lack of physical or intellectual ability or qualifications

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

IncomprehensibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪŋkɑːmprəˈhensɪbəl/

incapable of being explained or accounted for

From this reading "Incomprehensible!" says the civilian.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

maddeningadjectiveUS /ˈmædənɪŋ/

extremely annoying or displeasing

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

militaryadjectiveUS /ˈmɪləteri/

of or relating to the study of the principles of warfare

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

movementsnounUS /ˈmuːvmənts/

plural of “movement” — a change of position that does not entail a change of location

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

officernounUS /ˈɔːfəsər/

any person in the armed services who holds a position of authority or command

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

pendingadjectiveUS /ˈpendɪŋ/

awaiting conclusion or confirmation

From this reading The civilian is at home among his despatch-boxes and files of pending cases.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "Incomprehensible!" says the civilian.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The budding officer can arrange for the movements of two hundred men across country.

watchingnounUS /ˈwɑːtʃɪŋ/

the act of observing; taking a patient look

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading "How in the world does he do it?" asks the military man.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Have you ever felt that maddening sense of incompetence which follows on watching the work of another man's office?

Chapter 2 of Abaft the Funnel by Rudyard Kipling holds 411 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 411 sentences of Abaft the Funnel, unabridged, divided into 83 reading sections.

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