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Abaft the Funnel

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Abaft the Funnel is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.
Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.
About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.
He was going to shave his.
Would I lend him my razors?
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Abaft the Funnel

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Abaft the Funnel is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.
Line 2
Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.
Line 3
About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.
Line 4
He was going to shave his.
/hiː wɑːz ˈɡoʊɪŋ tuː ʃeɪv hɪz/
Line 5
Would I lend him my razors?
/wʊd aɪ lend hɪm maɪ ˈreɪzərz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apologised verb US /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪzd/

past form of “apologise” — defend, explain, clear away, or make excuses for by reasoning

From this reading “Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.”

beastly adjective US /ˈbiːstliː/

(informal) very unpleasant

From this reading “About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.”

nuisance noun US /ˈnuːsəns/

(law) a broad legal concept including anything that disturbs the reasonable use of your property or endangers life and health or is offensive

From this reading “About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.”

overnight adverb US /ˈoʊvərˈnaɪt/

during or for the length of one night

From this reading “Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.”

razors noun US /ˈreɪzərz/

plural of “razor” — edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “Would I lend him my razors?”

shave verb US /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading “He was going to shave his.”

stuffy adjective US /ˈstʌfi/

lacking fresh air

From this reading “About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.”

thickly adverb US /ˈθɪkli/

spoken with poor articulation as if with a thick tongue

From this reading “About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Next morning adjective + noun

In this reading “"Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.”

apologised for verb + particle counted as “apologise for”

In this reading “Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.”

half way adjective + noun

In this reading “About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

apologisedverbUS /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪzd/

past form of “apologise” — defend, explain, clear away, or make excuses for by reasoning

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

beardnounUS /bɪrd/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

beastlyadjectiveUS /ˈbiːstliː/

(informal) very unpleasant

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

genialadjectiveUS /ˈdʒiːnjəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading He was going to shave his.

hail-fellow-well-metadjective

heartily friendly and congenial

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

he'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Would I lend him my razors?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Would I lend him my razors?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

lendverbUS /lend/

bestow a quality on

From this reading Would I lend him my razors?

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Would I lend him my razors?

NextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

nuisancenounUS /ˈnuːsəns/

(law) a broad legal concept including anything that disturbs the reasonable use of your property or endangers life and health or is offensive

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

overnightadverbUS /ˈoʊvərˈnaɪt/

during or for the length of one night

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

razorsnounUS /ˈreɪzərz/

plural of “razor” — edge tool used in shaving

From this reading Would I lend him my razors?

SaidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

shaveverbUS /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading He was going to shave his.

stuffyadjectiveUS /ˈstʌfi/

lacking fresh air

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

tempernounUS /ˈtempər/

a sudden outburst of anger

From this reading Said he was afraid he'd lost his temper overnight, and apologised for it.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

thicklyadverbUS /ˈθɪkli/

spoken with poor articulation as if with a thick tongue

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Next morning he was doing the genial, hail-fellow-well-met trick.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading About half way through breakfast--he was talking thickly about everything and anything--he said he'd come to the conclusion that a beard was a beastly nuisance and made one stuffy.

Wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Would I lend him my razors?

Chapter 5 of Abaft the Funnel by Rudyard Kipling holds 397 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 397 sentences of Abaft the Funnel, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

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