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Abaft the Funnel

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Abaft the Funnel is here in full — 413 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.
This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.
He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.
Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.
Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Abaft the Funnel

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Abaft the Funnel is here in full — 413 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.
/aɪ θæŋkt ˈaʊər ˈmjuːtʃuːəl frend fɔːr hɪz ˈkaɪndnəs ənd æskt fɔːr əˈnʌðər jʌŋ mæn tuː pleɪ wɪð/
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This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.
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He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.
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Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.
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Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cigarettes noun US /ˌsɪɡərˈets/

plural of “cigarette” — finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking

From this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

Dickens noun US /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading “Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.”

mediocre adjective US /ˌmiːdiˈoʊkər/

moderate to inferior in quality

From this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

militia noun US /məˈlɪʃə/

civilians trained as soldiers but not part of the regular army

From this reading “Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.”

novels noun US /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading “Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.”

sob verb US /sɑːb/

weep convulsively

From this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

theories noun US /ˈθɪriz/

plural of “theory” — a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

uncontrollable adjective US /ˌʌnkənˈtroʊləbəl/

difficult to solve or alleviate

From this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

six weeks' noun + noun counted as “six week”

In this reading “Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.”

Mutual Friend adjective + noun

In this reading “I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.”

any chance adjective + noun

In this reading “Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.”

set foot verb + noun

In this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

too many adverb + adjective

In this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

suffered from verb + particle counted as “suffer from”

In this reading “He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.”

read the novels verb + article + noun counted as “read … novel”

In this reading “Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.”

All words in this reading · 111

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

armynounUS /ˈɑːrmi/

a permanent organization of the military land forces of a nation or state

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

Bourget

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

brutalising

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

calibrenoun

a degree or grade of excellence or worth

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

cigarnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

cigarettesnounUS /ˌsɪɡərˈets/

plural of “cigarette” — finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

coarseadjectiveUS /kɔːrs/

of textures that are rough to the touch or substances consisting of relatively large particles

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

cocksureadjective

marked by excessive confidence

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

DickensnounUS /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

FriendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

GuynounUS /ɡaɪ/

an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

HimpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

jinglingadjective

having a series of high-pitched ringing sounds like many small bells

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

kindnessnounUS /ˈkaɪndnəs/

the quality of being warmhearted and considerate and humane and sympathetic

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

Lotinoun

the basic unit of money in Lesotho

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

Maupassantnoun

French writer noted especially for his short stories (1850-1893)

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

mediocreadjectiveUS /ˌmiːdiˈoʊkər/

moderate to inferior in quality

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

meretriciousadjective

like or relating to a prostitute

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

Messrs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

Middlesex

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

militianounUS /məˈlɪʃə/

civilians trained as soldiers but not part of the regular army

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

MutualadjectiveUS /ˈmjuːtʃuːəl/

common to or shared by two or more parties

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

nervesnounUS /nɜːrvz/

an uneasy psychological state

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

novelsnounUS /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

PaulnounUS /pɔːl/

United States feminist (1885-1977)

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

PierrenounUS /piˈer/

capital of the state of South Dakota; located in central South Dakota on the Missouri river

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

professionnounUS /prəˈfeʃən/

the body of people in a learned occupation

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

quicklyadverbUS /ˈkwɪkli/

with speed

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

regimentverbUS /ˈredʒəmənt/

subject to rigid discipline, order, and systematization

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

ScottnounUS /skɑːt/

award-winning United States film actor (1928-1999)

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

sobverbUS /sɑːb/

weep convulsively

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

sufferedverbUS /ˈsʌfərd/

past form of “suffer” — undergo or be subjected to

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

thankedverbUS /θæŋkt/

past form of “thank” — express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

theoriesnounUS /ˈθɪriz/

plural of “theory” — a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

ThoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Thought Dickens coarse; Scott jingling and meretricious; and had not by any chance read the novels of Messrs. Guy de Maupassant, Paul Bourget and Pierre Loti.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

trainingnounUS /ˈtreɪnɪŋ/

activity leading to skilled behavior

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

uncontrollableadjectiveUS /ˌʌnkənˈtroʊləbəl/

difficult to solve or alleviate

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

weeksnounUS /wiːks/

plural of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading He told me in the course of half a cigar that only men of mediocre calibre went into the army, which was a brutalising profession; that he suffered from nerves, and "an uncontrollable desire to walk up and down the room and sob" (that was too many cigarettes), and that he had never set foot out of England, but knew all about the world from his own theories.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Him I left quickly, but sorry that he could not do a six weeks' training with a Middlesex militia regiment, where he would really get something to sob for.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading I thanked our Mutual Friend for his kindness, and asked for another young man to play with.

youngeradjectiveUS /ˈjʌŋɡər/

used of the younger of two persons of the same name especially used to distinguish a son from his father

From this reading This gentleman was even younger than the last, but quite as cocksure.

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