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Absurd Ditties

Chapter I

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THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.
G. E. F.
_Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"
Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'
This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.
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Absurd Ditties

Chapter I

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.
Line 2
G. E. F.
Line 3
_Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"
Line 4
Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'
Line 5
This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Here noun US /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'”

THESE determiner US /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.”

Without preposition US /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading “Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

Author

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

case

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

day

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

Dear

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

declare

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

E

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From this reading G. E. F.

Ejaculated

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

etc

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

F

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From this reading G. E. F.

FOSTER

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From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

FRANCIS

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From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

FRIEND

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From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

G

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From this reading G. E. F.

gloves

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

herenounUS /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

I'm

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

I've

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

Justice

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

kid

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

month

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

MYdeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

pair

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

queer

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

really

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

single

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

sitting

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From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

T

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From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

THESEdeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

Tis

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

twenty-second

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

VERE

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From this reading THESE TO MY FRIEND T. FRANCIS VERE FOSTER.

very

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

Wallypug

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white

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From this reading This is the twenty-second pair Of white kid gloves, I do declare, I've had this month.

Why

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From this reading _Author of "The Wallypug of Why" etc._ "'Tis really very, _very_ queer!"

WithoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Ejaculated Justice Dear, "That, day by day, I'm sitting here Without a single 'case.'