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Absurd Ditties

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Absurd Ditties is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.
_He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.
So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); Andaso did his assistants, Andthe boy who swept the shop.
But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.
It _was_ a blow.
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Absurd Ditties

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Absurd Ditties is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.
Line 2
_He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.
Line 3
So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); Andaso did his assistants, Andthe boy who swept the shop.
Line 4
But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.
Line 5
It _was_ a blow.
/ɪt wɑːz ə bloʊ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assistants noun US /əˈsɪstənts/

plural of “assistant” — a person who contributes to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading “So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.”

Brown's noun US /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.”

custom noun US /ˈkʌstəm/

accepted or habitual practice

From this reading “But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.”

flow noun US /floʊ/

the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading “_He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.”

meek adjective US /miːk/

humble in spirit or manner; suggesting retiring mildness or even cowed submissiveness

From this reading “But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.”

neighbour noun US /ˈneɪbər/

a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading “But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.”

rival verb US /ˈraɪvəl/

be equal to in quality or ability

From this reading “So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.”

unaccountably adverb US /ˌʌnəˈkaʊntəbli/

in an unaccountable manner

From this reading “But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

seemed very verb + adjective counted as “seem very”

In this reading “But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

assistantsnounUS /əˈsɪstənts/

plural of “assistant” — a person who contributes to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

blowverbUS /bloʊ/

exhale hard

From this reading It _was_ a blow.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

Brown'snounUS /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

customnounUS /ˈkʌstəm/

accepted or habitual practice

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

flownounUS /floʊ/

the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

He'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It _was_ a blow.

Knopp

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

Knopp's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

meekadjectiveUS /miːk/

humble in spirit or manner; suggesting retiring mildness or even cowed submissiveness

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

mysteriousadjectiveUS /mɪˈstɪriəs/

of an obscure nature

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

neighbournounUS /ˈneɪbər/

a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

rivalverbUS /ˈraɪvəl/

be equal to in quality or ability

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

somehowadverbUS /ˈsʌmhaʊ/

in some unspecified way or manner; or by some unspecified means

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

sweptadjectiveUS /swept/

possessing sweep

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

tittered

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _He'd_ no flow of conversation, And looked half afraid to speak.

unaccountablyadverbUS /ˌʌnəˈkaʊntəbli/

in an unaccountable manner

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading But they didn't fear their neighbour, For the man seemed very meek.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It _was_ a blow.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading But somehow unaccountably Brown's custom seemed to flow In some mysterious sort of way To Knopp's.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

WhosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading So Brown tittered at his rival (Whose name happened to be Knopp); And—a—so did his assistants, And—the boy who swept the shop.

Chapter 2 of Absurd Ditties by G. E. (George Edward) Farrow holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Absurd Ditties contain?

Chapter 2 holds 417 sentences of Absurd Ditties, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Absurd Ditties by G. E. (George Edward) Farrow exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 417 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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These
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Friend
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Francis
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Foster
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