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Absurd Ditties

Chapter III

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"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.
"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.
My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."
She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.
"Exactly like the men!"
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Absurd Ditties

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Absurd Ditties is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.
Line 2
"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.
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My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."
/maɪ ˈhʌzbənd hiː mʌst oʊn er lɔːŋ hɪmˈself ɪnˈtaɪərli ɪn ðə rɔːŋ/
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She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.
Line 5
"Exactly like the men!"
/ɪɡˈzæktli laɪk ðə men/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

buy verb US /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

desired adjective US /dɪˈzaɪərd/

wanted intensely

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

ere conjunction US /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading “My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."”

parcels noun US /ˈpɑːrsəlz/

plural of “parcel” — a wrapped container

From this reading “"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.”

required adjective US /riˈkwaɪərd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

shopping noun US /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

store noun US /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading “"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.”

triumphant adjective US /traɪˈʌmfənt/

joyful and proud especially because of triumph or success

From this reading “She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

some shopping adjective + noun

In this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

set out verb + adjective

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

In this reading “"Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.”

came out verb + adjective counted as “come out”

appear or become visible; make a showing

In this reading “"My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.”

All words in this reading · 62

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

desiredadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪərd/

wanted intensely

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

entirelyadverbUS /ɪnˈtaɪərli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

ereconjunctionUS /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

ExactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading "Exactly like the men!"

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

HimselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading "Exactly like the men!"

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

parcelsnounUS /ˈpɑːrsəlz/

plural of “parcel” — a wrapped container

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

requiredadjectiveUS /riˈkwaɪərd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

shoppingnounUS /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

smiledverbUS /smaɪld/

past form of “smile” — change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

SomethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

triumphantadjectiveUS /traɪˈʌmfənt/

joyful and proud especially because of triumph or success

From this reading She smiled,—a most triumphant smile.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "My husband now, he's like the rest, And said, when I came out To do some shopping, I'd forget _Something_, he had no doubt, Or else buy more than I desired, Or something which was not required.

Whiteley's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, _three_ things I set out to buy At Mr. Whiteley's store; Three parcels here, I'm taking home, _Three_ parcels, and no more.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading My husband he must own ere long Himself entirely in the wrong."

Chapter 3 of Absurd Ditties by G. E. (George Edward) Farrow holds 399 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Friend
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